did you know the average fish contains more mercury than a rectal thermometer? would you eat a rectal thermometer? no? well i would. ah mercury, sweetest of the transition metals.
i fucked your girlfriend once
maybe twice
and then i fucked all her friends girlfriends
now they all hate you
*******spring is here*********
****update
my dog died
i fucked your girlfriend once
maybe twice
and then i fucked all her friends girlfriends
now they all hate you
*******spring is here*********

****update
my dog died

fucking amazing.
sorry to hear about your pup. my first died 2 years ago.
she was the greatest.
she was named Bo after Bo Jackson.