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MODERN JONAH AWAKES TO FIND HIMSELF SEWED UP INSIDE A MULE'S CARCASS.

Young Harris GA. Dec 19 - Bart Brown, of Gum Log, this county, has just emerged from the unusual experience of being sewed up for six hours on the inside of a mules carcass. Yesterday Brown and other bibulous companions, after imbibing much moonshine whisky, were wending their wobbly ways homeward down the...
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I thought I'd abuse the new feature.

-I've been watching a lot of cartoons in my free time. Clearly, my transformation into a 14 year old Japanese boy is nearing completion.

-I dropped a big kitchen knife onto my foot. I've never had stitches before so that was exciting.

-Bruce Campbell is coming to town in the near future. Fucking sweet.

-This is destined...
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Oh, so its my birthday. Hooray for the inexorable march of time! Im not really doing anything until Saturday.

Finals are today. The take home final is done. The final paper will need to be finished tonight. When Im done with that Im free until the 21st.

These sorts of days always remind me that if I had the self control to make myself write...
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Lets see.

Watched Ben-Hur at the recently renovated movie theater. We sat up in the balcony where they have these double seat thingies, kinda like a loveseat, but more theaterish. Good times were had. Im a sucker for the old spectacular roman and/or bible stories. Ben-Hur, Spartacus, The 10 Commandments, that sort of thing. God only knows why though. Its not like Im Christian.

My girlfriend is a genius. Why you ask?

Horchata as a cereal additive. Its so good.

Well then. Started summer class. Its more or less Vikings 300. Its being taught by a grad student. Little squidly guy, says hes into medieval folklore. He says his interest in the area is that Vikings have cool undead thingies. I bet he plays D&D. I like him well enough. He showed clips of the 13th warrior fer Christsakes! The walk to class and from...
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Alright. I saw a good baseball game yesterday. We almost won doughnuts. Shucks. Shakespeare in the park tonight. It delivered, there was Shakespeare and there was a park. I am content. Tomorrow you ask? Grand parent, burgers and girlfriend-gift buying. Day after that? Arizona.

Stupid thing of the day. I don’t really have any problem with politicizing rock music, but damn are they reaching.

The World Cup has been exciting. The Brazil-Ghana game was a beauty.

Too much TV rots my brain, but I can't stop watching Arrested Development.

I miss my girlfriend.

That is all.

Well, flying off to KC tomorrow. I'll let you know how that goes. I'll try and say in touch while out of state. I return the 7th.
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Ok I got here fine. It's nice to see the family. The part of Kansas I'm in is sort of a suburban cocoon. Strip malls and little housing developments as far as the eye can see.

I...
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