coliwali

So I started this job the other week. The crux of it is that I go door to door and ask for signatures and money to help support a political cause. A surprising fact that I have learned from this job is that a statistically significant portion of the population feels comfortable answering the door in no pants. Further more this pantsless-door-answering- behavior positively correlates with age. I dont know why this is. Clearly further research is needed.