Last week.....well, last week was bad.
It started with someone pounding on my door at around 4pm on Tuesday. I work at night, so I was just about four hours into sleeping when this happens. I tried to ignore it but I guess they knew I was home because they kept at it past the point of reason. Was it the police? The crazy lady who picks through our garbage and tries to feed chicken bones to our dog? Santa? No. It's the lord's own door to door salesmen. FUCK. I don't have time for you. No, I don't want your pamplet. No, do not come back another time.
So now I can't sleep.
Speeding ticket on the way to work.
Later in the week I find out that my job is going away.
Maybe as soon as January.
On the other hand, this is my wife:

It started with someone pounding on my door at around 4pm on Tuesday. I work at night, so I was just about four hours into sleeping when this happens. I tried to ignore it but I guess they knew I was home because they kept at it past the point of reason. Was it the police? The crazy lady who picks through our garbage and tries to feed chicken bones to our dog? Santa? No. It's the lord's own door to door salesmen. FUCK. I don't have time for you. No, I don't want your pamplet. No, do not come back another time.
So now I can't sleep.
Speeding ticket on the way to work.
Later in the week I find out that my job is going away.
Maybe as soon as January.
On the other hand, this is my wife: