cokeconfessional

Mitch Hedburg died today. This is, by far, the saddest celebrity death for me in a while.

Hey, you know what keeps me from acting? Fuckin' auditions.

I remember the first time I saw one of his comedy joints on Comedy Central, I was doubled over.

I saw this wino eating grapes, I said, "DUDE, YOU GOTTA WAIT!"

So fucking bummed...