There is never a good time to admit that your life until now has been a lie: however, a wise llama once told me that the cure for all of our pains is to move on. its like shiting; sure, it can get messy, but a little toilet paper always cleans it right up
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You're not very active on the boards, eh? I read this:
ive decided im going to shave my head and move to Scotland and live on a farm in the hills and wear a kilt and raise goats and never talk to another living soul
I don't live in Scotland. Or in the hills. But I do live quite near some countryside, and I used to keep goats. So if you want any goat herding tips; just ask me.
or in the same damn town.
bewildering.
anyways, just wanted to say hi.
wait...what time is it? oh, no, it's early.
yeah.
i'm going to go.
sorry to scare you.
bye