cliche much
Toastie nibbled on poptarts while he basked on his front lawn. It wasn't really much of a lawn, maybe 30 square feet of tall, sharp, dry grass that left a nice little rash on your forearms and ankles if you stayed in it to long. However, the sun was warm so Toastie was outside. Next door the seven fingered el-fish with horned-rimmed glasses was marching...
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i embarresed myself in front of the one, singular person i absolutely despise embarrasing myself in front of!
sorry: gone to burry my head in a hole, be back soon
cat power is pretty dope.
sorry: gone to burry my head in a hole, be back soon
cat power is pretty dope.
frankenlife:
If you bury your head in the sand then the only thing left above ground to speak for you is your ass. And no ass has anything good to say no matter how good it looks. Embarrasment is like fear, it is a totally useless emotion and it is better not to pay attention to it. Though that can be a bit difficult from time to time.
fair fair Perciville was doing better on the peanut butter than off of it. the first morning of withdrawls was to be expected: salivation, cravings, etc.
But by the second night he was in agony. He dreamt of a world of peanuts, sitting at bus stops waiting for their fair strawberry or rasberry better halves.
There was one peanut though, marcellus, who sat on his...
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But by the second night he was in agony. He dreamt of a world of peanuts, sitting at bus stops waiting for their fair strawberry or rasberry better halves.
There was one peanut though, marcellus, who sat on his...
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rdt1025:
Aaaw - peanut butter the food of the gods
Life is just starting to feel right. . . AND THEN you get a call from the past and they tell you how much they hate their life and its situations while they choke back their sobs and the tone in their voice carries a feeling so familiar that you can't help but revert back to your own depression of just weeks before.
His next...
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mrginger:
I know that dance. What's happening in arcata tonight?
Have you ever been to The Land of Happy,
Where everyone's happy all day,
Where they joke and they sing
Of the happiest things,
And everything's jolly and gay?
There's no one unhappy in Happy,
There's laughter and smiles galore.
I have been to The Land of Happy--
What a bore!
Where everyone's happy all day,
Where they joke and they sing
Of the happiest things,
And everything's jolly and gay?
There's no one unhappy in Happy,
There's laughter and smiles galore.
I have been to The Land of Happy--
What a bore!
Once a very long time ago, when man was still crawling around and unable to use our modern spoken language yet, there was a prehistoric bird named Arko. Arko lived spent his days hoovering above the waters looking for food in the legged fish. Well, one day at around dusk, one of the afore mentioned humans was out bathing in these very waters. Arko perched...
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Have You Ever Been So High That Once You Came Down You Broke Inside?
I Have.
On another note...2 weeks ago a fish in my roomates huge tank disapeared. We couldnt figure out what happened to it. Well this morning she's sweeping and finds it plastered to the floor underneath the throw rug. It was brown and flat and smelt like a dirty hooker. She...
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I Have.
On another note...2 weeks ago a fish in my roomates huge tank disapeared. We couldnt figure out what happened to it. Well this morning she's sweeping and finds it plastered to the floor underneath the throw rug. It was brown and flat and smelt like a dirty hooker. She...
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theharvey:
that sucks on the up note she now has one less fish to wory about. Stay sexy
six shots of espresso later...
our heroine comes home to find a naked llama washing her dishes. She draws her knife in preperation for battle, unsure of whether to be thankful to him for doing the dishes, or fearful because a llama doing dishes is always a sign that theyre in a fighting mood.
She approaches slowly and he stops, lowers his head and sets...
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our heroine comes home to find a naked llama washing her dishes. She draws her knife in preperation for battle, unsure of whether to be thankful to him for doing the dishes, or fearful because a llama doing dishes is always a sign that theyre in a fighting mood.
She approaches slowly and he stops, lowers his head and sets...
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i have sad news
my lizard (an arrid skink) died tonight. We listened to scottish bagpipes and our cat said a few words. I will miss her spaztic ways, she fit into our household so well. Oh well, we all die, and her time was just up.
my lizard (an arrid skink) died tonight. We listened to scottish bagpipes and our cat said a few words. I will miss her spaztic ways, she fit into our household so well. Oh well, we all die, and her time was just up.
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mrcrisp:
hey again
i'm sorry to hear about your lizard. that really sucks. as a fellow reptile owner (ball python!), i offer my condolences. and your cat.
i go to hsu, and i can be found, most of the time, in my room, sitting in front of my computer. what a life.
hopefully my tongue web doesn't grow out, though it did cut into one of the web's veins. lots of blood in my sleep. hurrah. oh, and after i switched from a post to a ring, my labret is trying to heal over my jewelry. that white, fresh tissue shit is sure fun to chew on :|
so yeah, i won't get into that.
well, i should go tend to my computer. i just had to build a new one and reinstall an operating system. such a pain in the ass. well, at least i have it overperforming.
i hope to hear from you soon. if i don't, then i'll be bummed.
take care, and i'm sorry about your lizard again.
-matt
ps, what was her name? my snake's name is atticus.
i'm sorry to hear about your lizard. that really sucks. as a fellow reptile owner (ball python!), i offer my condolences. and your cat.
i go to hsu, and i can be found, most of the time, in my room, sitting in front of my computer. what a life.
hopefully my tongue web doesn't grow out, though it did cut into one of the web's veins. lots of blood in my sleep. hurrah. oh, and after i switched from a post to a ring, my labret is trying to heal over my jewelry. that white, fresh tissue shit is sure fun to chew on :|
so yeah, i won't get into that.
well, i should go tend to my computer. i just had to build a new one and reinstall an operating system. such a pain in the ass. well, at least i have it overperforming.
i hope to hear from you soon. if i don't, then i'll be bummed.
take care, and i'm sorry about your lizard again.
-matt
ps, what was her name? my snake's name is atticus.
mrcrisp:
leslie, leslie, leslie,
does anyone know what it's like to be shit? but i do guess that i'm ASSuming too much. let's just say that i'm tired. also, i can't talk. at all. seems that when you get two tongue piercings, you get double the swelling. i just got venoms yesterday and now my vocals are "slightly" hindered. it's not like i ever had anything important to say, anyways. people are making fun of me, though. argh.
i'm in redwood. honestly hill is shit, but much better than anywhere else. i'm on the wellness floor, so i'm really lucky. it's this weird clean patch in the whole mess. oh, and i especially loathe all of those people that like to turn their bass all the way up and then leave their rooms. i try to counter with some oh my own music, but, alas, i am always defeated. i like to slam doors here. other people's doors. so far that hasn't gotten me into too much trouble. yet.
i made the mistake of writing "wake me up before two" on my door. then all my asshole friends on the floor were knocking like asses at noon.
my roomate's pretty decent. i like him. we don't fight.
do you still attend hsu? or are you to good for it?
huh? HUH?!
okay, i'm going to go to sleep now. try to get the swelling down.
-matt
does anyone know what it's like to be shit? but i do guess that i'm ASSuming too much. let's just say that i'm tired. also, i can't talk. at all. seems that when you get two tongue piercings, you get double the swelling. i just got venoms yesterday and now my vocals are "slightly" hindered. it's not like i ever had anything important to say, anyways. people are making fun of me, though. argh.
i'm in redwood. honestly hill is shit, but much better than anywhere else. i'm on the wellness floor, so i'm really lucky. it's this weird clean patch in the whole mess. oh, and i especially loathe all of those people that like to turn their bass all the way up and then leave their rooms. i try to counter with some oh my own music, but, alas, i am always defeated. i like to slam doors here. other people's doors. so far that hasn't gotten me into too much trouble. yet.
i made the mistake of writing "wake me up before two" on my door. then all my asshole friends on the floor were knocking like asses at noon.
my roomate's pretty decent. i like him. we don't fight.
do you still attend hsu? or are you to good for it?
huh? HUH?!
okay, i'm going to go to sleep now. try to get the swelling down.
-matt