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Lonely & bitter. Bad day

Staten Island Historians Piece Together Genealogy Of Wu-Tang Clan

From The Onion:

NEW YORK_In what many are calling the most comprehensive study of its kind, Staten Island historians Robert Wilburn and Charles Tinsley have successfully traced the lines of the infamous Wu-Tang Clan all the way back to 1993 A.D.

The monumental undertaking, which is being hailed as a major breakthrough in the field of...
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The thing noone ever tells you about grad school is that you have to read about 450 pages worth of dry academic text each week.

That whole thing about having free time in your life?

I miss it.

I used to be disgusted but now I'm just amused.

The Onion: Study Finds Link Between Red Wine, Letting Mother Know What You Really Think

CHICAGO_Health experts have long known that drinking red wine can have such positive benefits as reducing blood vessel damage, lowering the risk of heart attack, and preventing harmful LDL cholesterol from forming. But researchers at the Northwestern University Department of Preventive Medicine have recently found that the consumption of four...
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I'm proud to say that I like boobs and Billy Bragg.

And there ain't a damn thing wrong with that.

Mumbai, dude.

WTF?

Here we are in 2008.

I miss George Carlin.

I miss Jello Biafra.

I miss Bill Hicks.

I miss Phil Ochs.

Something's gotta change. Where are the cynical souls when ya need them, people?

I want to travel to Syria.

Living in Israel as a pork-loving heathen isn't too easy... but it's all worth it when you find a good bacon cheeseburger smack in the Middle East.

That and breasts = two damn good things.

Donald Fagen Defends Steely Dan To Friends
<a href="http://www.theonion.com/content/news/donald_fagen_defends_steely_dan_to">From The Onion</a>

NEW YORK_While having drinks with friends at a local bar Monday, Donald Fagen, 60, a Rock and Roll Hall of Fame inductee and cofounder of the multiplatinum-selling American rock band Steely Dan, was once again forced to defend his appreciation for the multiplatinum-selling American rock band Steely Dan.

"Look, I understand. It's an acquired...
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