coffeeriot

It's official; I'm the laziest person on earth. After 10 hours outside the house, I made a dinner consisting of:

a) cereal
b) milk

CLASSY.

I just found a new apartment in Tel Aviv. Close to the beach, good cafe on the corner and the rent isn't too much. Personally, I'm happy that the 2 week long hunt for housing is over... Because no matter how much you'd think otherwise, searching for an apartment in a language you don't speak SUCKS.

OK, so I haven't updated my blog here in a long time and have been getting nonsense from friends about it. All I'll say is that grad school has been kicking my ass.

And I remember when I had a life once. It was nice.

But now my life is revolving around learning a foreign language with kick-your-ass grammar and 50 page papers that are...
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So things change. I'm now staying abroad until November, which means having to take more Hebrew classes. Not the worst thing in the world but still a little homesick for sweet mama NY.

Just got offered a BLOODY AMAZING job - that requires moving back to the States. Hmm...

So far today, have listened to:

The Adverts
The Saints
Sham 69
The Wipers

It's one of those old school days.

Just found out that it's legal in the country where I'm currently living to sell speed over the counter at drug stores. If I actually liked drugs, that would be awesome. But that's not really my thing...

Still, neat.

The Onion: Chicken-Shit Asteroid Veers Away At Last Minute

Though initial calculations showed it to be on a direct collision course with Earth, a pansy-ass asteroid approximately the size of Rhode Island has instead altered its trajectory to avoid the planet by more than 40,000 miles, astronomers at the University of Arizona reported Monday.

This wuss missed the Earth by a long shot.

"Guess it...
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One of the brothers from Hanson just formed a band with the guy from Fountains of Wayne. I don't know why I find this so funny, but I do.

I haven't updated this blog in a while. Mainly because in the last month, the town where I was living was attacked by rockets. It's a long, shitty story.

But soon I'll be returning to the States and the Lower East Side. Drinks on Ave. A and some warehouse shows in Williamsburg sounds awesome right now.

Pogues or Tom Waits?

Celebrating Christmas in a Jewish country = a weird thing.
Wish I was in Bethlehem right now.