meh... Stephen "future-governor-of-Utah" Harper won our election here, but only by a minority.
The way i see it, Canadians gave Martin and the Libs a pee-pee smack for being bad and sent them to their room.
But we aren't handing over the car keys to Harper just yet. I give him a year tops. Joe Clark anyone?
The way i see it, Canadians gave Martin and the Libs a pee-pee smack for being bad and sent them to their room.
But we aren't handing over the car keys to Harper just yet. I give him a year tops. Joe Clark anyone?
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c456:
biorthday!!!
luckyp:
Happy Birthday!!!
--l*P
--l*P
wow... who'da thought Mick and Keith would have taught me more wisdom that Buddha, but as the saying goes:
you can't always get what you want... but if you try sometimes, you just might get what you need.
Just found out a shitload of my happily married friends are either cheating on their wives or getting divorced. Could it be they wanted what they thought...
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you can't always get what you want... but if you try sometimes, you just might get what you need.
Just found out a shitload of my happily married friends are either cheating on their wives or getting divorced. Could it be they wanted what they thought...
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valcapone:
Marriage is for people who are willing to settle. If you truly love someone, you don't need a piece of paper to prove it.
I'm baaaaaaaaack!
So what's new kids? Did I miss anything?
So what's new kids? Did I miss anything?
valcapone:
Yeah, some bastard gave me mono!
lycoris:
I knew you would be! 
Your new user icon makes me afraid, very afraid.
Your new user icon makes me afraid, very afraid.
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
The chief...
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The chief...
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ichipulti:
glad to see you back! muah!
Regarding Gary Busey...
Crop circles are Gary Busey's way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Gary Busey allows to live.
When Gary Busey goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
When Gary Busey was born, the nurse...
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Crop circles are Gary Busey's way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Gary Busey allows to live.
When Gary Busey goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
When Gary Busey was born, the nurse...
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kaela:
Gary Busey doesn't believe in rubber condoms. Instead, he sticks his penis in a girl, and uses that girl as a condom while fucking another.
Wow. I almost peed. In fact, I think a little pee did come out. True story!
Wow. I almost peed. In fact, I think a little pee did come out. True story!
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gory:
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driana:
Hehehehe...
To the punk who broke into my car tonite and stole my vintage leather jacket: if i ever see you in it, prepare to spend the last thirty seconds of your life gazing at your headless torso.
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gory:
May I offer any assistance?
You know I am ALWAYS up to kick some scum-sucking Goof ASS!
WTF happened? we lost touch? Where did that Lovin feelin go? lol!
Tell Sheena I am going to drag her hair for quitting this fucking lame ass place...WHICH I would say had I not have to keep grinning in public...Yup...Just Loverly.
(I know This makes NO sense...So, I shall just have to IM you on that one...)
Missed you Soo-Ave Mofo...LOVE the profile pic, BTW!
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You know I am ALWAYS up to kick some scum-sucking Goof ASS!
WTF happened? we lost touch? Where did that Lovin feelin go? lol!
Tell Sheena I am going to drag her hair for quitting this fucking lame ass place...WHICH I would say had I not have to keep grinning in public...Yup...Just Loverly.
(I know This makes NO sense...So, I shall just have to IM you on that one...)
Missed you Soo-Ave Mofo...LOVE the profile pic, BTW!
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shann71:
OH that sucks!
I went to the tattoo convention yesterday. Unfortunately Bob Tyrell was booked up so my Screamin Jay Hawkins tattoo will have to wait til i hit Toronto.
Met the Enigma, which was cool. But saw an unusual celebrity there... Stockwell Day... bizarre
Met the Enigma, which was cool. But saw an unusual celebrity there... Stockwell Day... bizarre
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mae:
Hehe. I'd rather meet Stoackwell than enigma any day. He so much more amuzing. After all, he tries to be intelligent...
kaffeine:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins, eh? I put a spell on yoooooouuuu.....
Me and the girl are ok for now... we are resigned to the fact that this will be a spectacular, Hindenburgish disaster, but might as well enjoy the ride 
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leanan_sidhe:
Great outlook. You just might be one of the survivors to this strange phenomenon we have been trained to think is normal! Enjoy it while you still can. 
dusana:
i'm baaaaaaaaaaack....bwahahaha...sows the blow up relationship going?
Did she break up with me or did I break up with her? Did I fuck up or did she?
When you can't even answer those questions it makes losing someone much worse.
PS. been listening to a lot of Mike Ness today... thanks for gettin me through, Mike.
When you can't even answer those questions it makes losing someone much worse.
PS. been listening to a lot of Mike Ness today... thanks for gettin me through, Mike.
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laurannahidabing:
Honestly you need one song to get you through this scenerio: The Vandals - My Girlfriend's Dead. It's completely hilarious.
I just had some wacky break up with my ex but he was a complete turd and I'm better off without him as i'm sure you are in your situation.
Go play the field Tiger
I just had some wacky break up with my ex but he was a complete turd and I'm better off without him as i'm sure you are in your situation.
Go play the field Tiger
leanan_sidhe:
Showcore... "My Girlfriend is the Devil" is a pretty good one too!
so i broke my hand and needed surgery to put a pin in. plus work sucks, and being there for friends facing tough times has pretty much cost me a relationship with a great girl.
now i get reamed out by a friend cause i'm not there for her cause her ex from three years ago is getting married
FUCK EVERYONE
now i get reamed out by a friend cause i'm not there for her cause her ex from three years ago is getting married
FUCK EVERYONE
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dusana:
You can fuck me...lol How's the hand doing?
dusana:
The new cast...HAWT!!
HAPPY HALLOW'S EVE!!!
Hope it is as Hazardous as A Hootenanny in HELL!!!
Your Friendly Neighborhood Gorewhore...
Slimy Smooches