After taking some much needed time off in the lovely nation of Qatar, I have come to one very simple conclusion. KUWAIT SUCKS!!! To quote my favorite character from Twisted Metal Black, Sweet Tooth,"I'll tell you something, boys and girls. I never believed in curses before... but I sure AS HELL believe in curses now!!!". It is my theory that whomever makes up... Read More
As I have promised, it's later. Time to bitch. For those of you who actually give a damn, (if any), I'm in Kuwait. My sole purpose over here is to provide security for truck convoys as they travel north from Camp Virginia, to Camp Cedar in Iraq. Now children having been over here once before, I can deal with the bullets, bombs, and... Read More
I have 10 days or less in this shit hole called, Ft. Hood. Now granted if I wasn't restricted to garrison like a pitbull on a leash, I'm sure I would have some thing nicer to say. After this, I fly from one hot place overseas to another even hotter place so that I can catch bullets and blow things up. Then when... Read More
It's been awhile. I'm still in Ft. Hood, TX preparing for more bullet catching in the snadbox across the pond. Being a mountain man, the weather does take some getting used to. I'm still trying to climatize myself and adapt to weather that is above 60 degrees. Other than that, I waste my time here relearning all the shit I haven't used since... Read More
You're in Ft. Hood? Ha! I'm in Killeen right now! Do you ever go to the Doll House? I'm working there this week - today thru Sunday.
...I actually came by to say thanks for the comment on my "Absolute" set!
Alright IRISH children, The war is over. I love the Irish again.... 'till next March. Now then, onto more important business. It's Wednesday night, and in my neck of the woods that means karaoke night. Now children as I have said before on numerous occassions, I'm a fairly tolerant guy. All night long I put up with off key versions of R&B, Country, and whatever... Read More
It's been a few weeks since, "Your Truly", has ranted about the abominable cesspool that is my my life. To start, things are not looking good for the gas and oil industry. Largely inpart due to a certain elected official who placed into office by a majority of bleeding- hearted, tree hugging, granola eating, MANGINAS. Now children, under normal circumstances I wouldn't give... Read More
Yeah I hear you there. You should check out our almost definite future president. He was found to be behind an illegal arms deal a few years ago, he has been prosecuted for rape on more then one occasion. Last one he raped a girl who had aids and then had a shower because of course that washes the aids away doesnt it. He has a load of ex wives, a wife and a million mistresses who he has about 15 children with. He has the ANC youth league, a bunch of teenagers who's motto is they will kill for him, and they have made the voting day before his court date because he is being charged for weapons dealing, embezlement, rape and corruption and they want him in before he is charged so they can change the law so he isnt able to be prosecuted. Oh yes and he also had the current government thrown out because he was pursuing charges against him.
Now tell me South africa isnt fucked!