I've got both my eyes on you I swear.
in other news:
I may or may not make a foray into the adult industry. While the total slut in me thinks this is a great idea, the sensitive side is like 'wtf? I thought you were all about holding hands and shit?'
Honestly, while getting laid is all well and good, I'm still a romantic....
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in other news:
I may or may not make a foray into the adult industry. While the total slut in me thinks this is a great idea, the sensitive side is like 'wtf? I thought you were all about holding hands and shit?'
Honestly, while getting laid is all well and good, I'm still a romantic....
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aries:
happy b-day!
dayglow:
Good for you 
LJ had a brilliant idea.
send me money so i can move this dream girl into my apt from texas. then I'll stop bothering you.
donations can be made to..........
send me money so i can move this dream girl into my apt from texas. then I'll stop bothering you.
donations can be made to..........
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phoolsfire:
I ment moldy peaches, not realinzing you liked the peaches as well, did you here their (the peaches) new album, father fucker? the last thing i can think of that the moldy peaches put out was......hum i don't know i know they have that "best of" album, then i think kimaya dawson put out a solo album, "sorry sometimes i'm mean". do you have alot of there stuff? i think there hilarious! and poetic and funny, and pluse they really tung on the ol heart strings. anywho, you shold come to the show.
lucky105:
Yeah, I know all about the love of your life living on the other side of the country. 
You need to talk that Texas chick into moving to your hometown as quickly as possible!
I missed you!
You need to talk that Texas chick into moving to your hometown as quickly as possible!
I missed you!
Oh fuck, I fell in love with a girl from Texas. There goes any chance of buying a new computer this year.
in other news:
NATO doesn't lock up up their donut supply very well. Euro-Ninja Ben discovered that as he made his wa across the festering continent hiding in the fridge compartment of trains. My hero.
in other news:
NATO doesn't lock up up their donut supply very well. Euro-Ninja Ben discovered that as he made his wa across the festering continent hiding in the fridge compartment of trains. My hero.
Well in between running from the cops, taking nutmeg and learning about 100 proof liqueurs I think I've learned the most important lessons of my life:
Girls wrestling=hawt
8 year old boys screaming encouragement=funny
girls wrestling+8 year old boys screaming encouragement=This fall's new sitcom smash.
Jeremiah weed+nutmeg+christian bible network=best television experience ever.
and the most import lesson of the day: never pee/spit/puke on a cop...
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Girls wrestling=hawt
8 year old boys screaming encouragement=funny
girls wrestling+8 year old boys screaming encouragement=This fall's new sitcom smash.
Jeremiah weed+nutmeg+christian bible network=best television experience ever.
and the most import lesson of the day: never pee/spit/puke on a cop...
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chaosmachine:
thats interesting, did you get nabbed 
me==computer idiot today.
trying to install linux on this ancient ass laptop using only floppy disks. Flailing around, I waxed the boot partition.......so now it'll only boot from floppies.
thank god there are perverts that think linux should be booted from a floppy....load that sumbitch kernel up into RAM and fake the funk.....baby I'm gonna jack you all night long until I get into your...
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trying to install linux on this ancient ass laptop using only floppy disks. Flailing around, I waxed the boot partition.......so now it'll only boot from floppies.
thank god there are perverts that think linux should be booted from a floppy....load that sumbitch kernel up into RAM and fake the funk.....baby I'm gonna jack you all night long until I get into your...
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chaosmachine:
I wished i knew linux better, my cousin does..
lucky105:
You sound like a computer genius to me!
no one told me black metal was good. Did I miss the fucking memo or something? Just finished listening to The Codex Necro album by Anaal Nethrakh. KIller, fucking killer.....
I'm off to explore more of this wonderful delight.
for those that wanted to know:
5-MeO-AMT
5-MeO-DIPT
(5mg each suspended in a hard candy)
I'm off to explore more of this wonderful delight.
for those that wanted to know:
5-MeO-AMT
5-MeO-DIPT
(5mg each suspended in a hard candy)
chaosmachine:
damn i've been always trying tio find those, must be a paxt with the devil, i really want to try some 2-cb. I bet you had a fun trip...SO how goes thigns huh
fetha:
live porn fo' shizzle!
and didn't yer kindergarten teacher tell you it's not nice to not share yer candy?
Fetha
and didn't yer kindergarten teacher tell you it's not nice to not share yer candy?
Fetha
So I just finished off this qualitative and quantitative analysis of this terrible drug I just took. Evidently I'm one of three people in the entire human existence to have ever taken this.
All I gotta say is, Josh, you need to do SOMETHING about the fucking fetuses in your ceiling.
now excuse me, I need to find a plunger for my belly button.
All I gotta say is, Josh, you need to do SOMETHING about the fucking fetuses in your ceiling.
now excuse me, I need to find a plunger for my belly button.
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chaosmachine:
lol, thats funny stuff. Yeha igot soaked liek 3 times that day. It would seem that i did not connect the rain sprinkles with rain, when i left that dau....
lucky105:
I don't even know what to say to that... I'm glad you're alive though, after the crazy drugs.
Let me point out something I forgot in the past year or so. RAVES ARE STUPID. For fuck's sake, why the hell would you dress up like Rainbow Bright took a dump on you? I know people justify is as some sort of return to childhood but, I never dressed like that and I never put a handful of pills in my mouth to make...
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Jesus H. Christ, I racked up a lot of deviant behavior in the past few days.
Wednesday, hit that noise show. Almost got tossed from the bar for headbutting the speaker. Other people did get tossed. and it was fucking nuts the entire night.
Thursday, my buddy Andy and his on-and-off girlfriend seperated again. Much whiskey was consumed. Destruction of the traiyard and several warehouses...
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Wednesday, hit that noise show. Almost got tossed from the bar for headbutting the speaker. Other people did get tossed. and it was fucking nuts the entire night.
Thursday, my buddy Andy and his on-and-off girlfriend seperated again. Much whiskey was consumed. Destruction of the traiyard and several warehouses...
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lucky105:
Kandi kidz? Huh? Although I'm all in favor of making others wet themselves. It's quite an entertaining pastime.