
I never drink so much I get hung over

I called you know who last night and hit on him in a moment of weakness

I could kill myself for it

I met my best friend dana's boyfriend's best friend and hes fucking hot. I hope that makes sence

I need to go back home, CeCelias sleepin in my bed

not like that you pervs

happy mothers day fellow moms
I love your minibar sentence.
Where the heck is the hooch?!
Don't worry about the Carrot. It's not like you went to his house the minute he called you for booty.
-cecilia.