I LOVE last night. I met a new friend. I made love to an old one. And it was salty. Yum.
Lazy Jessica has to get back into the groove again. I never work; I need to learn from the good workers on how to hustle. See, it doesnt matter how attractive you are it matters how much you bug the crap out of the customers to give you there money. I solemnly swear to bug the crap out of all the customers from this day forward. I got mutherfucking bills to pay! Well the night was not a total waste I met a new friend named Eric and I love him. Good humor!
My feet scabs itch and my hair needs washing. I love my new Fredricks of Hollywood dancewear for work; little things make me feel so good. Like lingerie. Like any woman Girl.
I am really hungry and my car needs a new battery, which cant be replaced until the rent gets paid. And I cant drive it until I get my license renewed and I can do that until I get new car insurance. Oh dear. Money is life it seems. Another reason to actually work at work.
So my special day is over, the day of my debut set at Fatal Beauty. I took stickers to work on purpose to give out to the guys that bought dances from me, so they could see me naked online. Oh what a deal, you should try it yourself. I also changed my stage name to Ethel. We all had a good laugh about that.
Hurry up and get done throwing baggages and come home to me.
xoxoxo
Lazy Jessica has to get back into the groove again. I never work; I need to learn from the good workers on how to hustle. See, it doesnt matter how attractive you are it matters how much you bug the crap out of the customers to give you there money. I solemnly swear to bug the crap out of all the customers from this day forward. I got mutherfucking bills to pay! Well the night was not a total waste I met a new friend named Eric and I love him. Good humor!
My feet scabs itch and my hair needs washing. I love my new Fredricks of Hollywood dancewear for work; little things make me feel so good. Like lingerie. Like any woman Girl.
I am really hungry and my car needs a new battery, which cant be replaced until the rent gets paid. And I cant drive it until I get my license renewed and I can do that until I get new car insurance. Oh dear. Money is life it seems. Another reason to actually work at work.
So my special day is over, the day of my debut set at Fatal Beauty. I took stickers to work on purpose to give out to the guys that bought dances from me, so they could see me naked online. Oh what a deal, you should try it yourself. I also changed my stage name to Ethel. We all had a good laugh about that.
Hurry up and get done throwing baggages and come home to me.
xoxoxo
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Good luck on making lots of money.
Write me back then get to work!
(Gotta have your priorities straight, right?)
p.s. I like the new profile pic! Those Roaming Gnomes sure do get arround!