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Sunday. Misti was still sick with a bladder infection, Kristina was supposed to come down and do pictures for me, Mistis relatives and maybe for this online catalogue that Misti is supposed to do pictures for. Its snows and Kristina cant come.
Monday. I begin to contract a cold. Kristina Arrives, for some reason we DO NOT do pictures as scheduled because she arrives at an awkward time during the day and I was supposed to work at 7am. I dont go to work because the cold took over me and got me down swelling my throat and making me extremely tired.
Tuesday. The plan that me made the day before was this We were to wake up at ten get ready for pictures. Find a location and shoot pictures as well as picking up a prop for my shoot with Gary at 3pm. Take pictures with Gary at 3pm, after that, run back home get ready for second set with Kristina, shoot set and be at work by 9pm.
What really happened
1. We left the house later than planned, as I was being a girl about the way I looked.
2. Went to get the prop for the photos with Gary. Looked around in the weird party store way too long.
3. I was slowly getting sicker and sicker.
4. We went to the Library to check if Gary got one of the million crazy messages I sent him about needing directions to his studio and emailed me a copy of them. There was no message in my Inbox.
5. We looked for places to shoot the first set although it was now after 3 and I hadnt even gotten a hold of Gary. We found a cool old broken down Motel. And I asked the guys at Synchronicity if we could use their bar for one of my shoots, they said yes but we would have to be back in an hour to do it since they were having a regularly scheduled reading that night.
6. Told Kristina about the good news, having a place to shoot. And the bad news, having to be back in an hour. Everyone is frustrated, hungry, and tired.
7. We decide that an hour isnt enough time to get home and get everything we need to do the pictures and get out of there, so we go to eat instead at a sandwich place. And call Synchronicity and reschedule for tomorrow. We decide to do both sets tomorrow.
8. I order a sandwich and my debit card was declined. Misti helps me out and pays for my food in cash. I call the back because I just put in some money yesterday and I had quite a high balance. Apparently, all the money I had in there was on hold for different purchases I had made in the last two weeks. And my REAL available balance was 2 dollars. I am freaking because I have to pay Kristina for the pictures and just decide I will go to work that night.
9. We get home and all of us take a nap. I wake up a few hours later choking on my own saliva and with my mouth and nose crusted over. There is no way I can go to work. So how was I going to pay Kristina? Nathan comes over for a sec and I ask if I can borrow some money, he claims he has none. I get a hold of people who owe me money and THEY have none. So I am panicking until 5am when Kristina comes home and I tell her the situation. We make a deal for today to do one set and I give her gas money. I did scrounge up 20 bucks. So Here I am about ready to get up and do pictures today A Wednesday. I rescheduled my pictures with Gary for Thursday and everything seems fine. But I am still sick.
And two nights ago I dreamed I was dancing with Tom Waits in a grocery store.
Sunday. Misti was still sick with a bladder infection, Kristina was supposed to come down and do pictures for me, Mistis relatives and maybe for this online catalogue that Misti is supposed to do pictures for. Its snows and Kristina cant come.
Monday. I begin to contract a cold. Kristina Arrives, for some reason we DO NOT do pictures as scheduled because she arrives at an awkward time during the day and I was supposed to work at 7am. I dont go to work because the cold took over me and got me down swelling my throat and making me extremely tired.
Tuesday. The plan that me made the day before was this We were to wake up at ten get ready for pictures. Find a location and shoot pictures as well as picking up a prop for my shoot with Gary at 3pm. Take pictures with Gary at 3pm, after that, run back home get ready for second set with Kristina, shoot set and be at work by 9pm.
What really happened
1. We left the house later than planned, as I was being a girl about the way I looked.
2. Went to get the prop for the photos with Gary. Looked around in the weird party store way too long.
3. I was slowly getting sicker and sicker.
4. We went to the Library to check if Gary got one of the million crazy messages I sent him about needing directions to his studio and emailed me a copy of them. There was no message in my Inbox.
5. We looked for places to shoot the first set although it was now after 3 and I hadnt even gotten a hold of Gary. We found a cool old broken down Motel. And I asked the guys at Synchronicity if we could use their bar for one of my shoots, they said yes but we would have to be back in an hour to do it since they were having a regularly scheduled reading that night.
6. Told Kristina about the good news, having a place to shoot. And the bad news, having to be back in an hour. Everyone is frustrated, hungry, and tired.
7. We decide that an hour isnt enough time to get home and get everything we need to do the pictures and get out of there, so we go to eat instead at a sandwich place. And call Synchronicity and reschedule for tomorrow. We decide to do both sets tomorrow.
8. I order a sandwich and my debit card was declined. Misti helps me out and pays for my food in cash. I call the back because I just put in some money yesterday and I had quite a high balance. Apparently, all the money I had in there was on hold for different purchases I had made in the last two weeks. And my REAL available balance was 2 dollars. I am freaking because I have to pay Kristina for the pictures and just decide I will go to work that night.
9. We get home and all of us take a nap. I wake up a few hours later choking on my own saliva and with my mouth and nose crusted over. There is no way I can go to work. So how was I going to pay Kristina? Nathan comes over for a sec and I ask if I can borrow some money, he claims he has none. I get a hold of people who owe me money and THEY have none. So I am panicking until 5am when Kristina comes home and I tell her the situation. We make a deal for today to do one set and I give her gas money. I did scrounge up 20 bucks. So Here I am about ready to get up and do pictures today A Wednesday. I rescheduled my pictures with Gary for Thursday and everything seems fine. But I am still sick.
And two nights ago I dreamed I was dancing with Tom Waits in a grocery store.
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And poo to missing shoots because of it!