Clovesbud's Five Tips for Bachelors
1. You don't need to hang your clothes up. Just wash everything for the week on Sunday and leave it in the dryer. When you get up, turn the dryer on while you shower. By the time you get out, your clothes are warm and wrinkle free.
2. For the non-smoker, dusting is totally unnecessary. Just face the offending dust, square your shoulders, and blow really, really hard. It'll either end up invisible on the carpet or the static electricity from the TV will grab it.
3. Most holes in your clothing can be eliminated with a stapler, or, for those black tee's, electrical tape.
4. Exactly sixty three old magazines, or forty four old newspapers, can be hidden undetectably under the couch.
5. You don't need to carry moldy, disgusting food all the way to the trash. Know your fridge. Stuff every crisper, door shelf and butter hutch with the offending material.
1. You don't need to hang your clothes up. Just wash everything for the week on Sunday and leave it in the dryer. When you get up, turn the dryer on while you shower. By the time you get out, your clothes are warm and wrinkle free.
2. For the non-smoker, dusting is totally unnecessary. Just face the offending dust, square your shoulders, and blow really, really hard. It'll either end up invisible on the carpet or the static electricity from the TV will grab it.
3. Most holes in your clothing can be eliminated with a stapler, or, for those black tee's, electrical tape.
4. Exactly sixty three old magazines, or forty four old newspapers, can be hidden undetectably under the couch.
5. You don't need to carry moldy, disgusting food all the way to the trash. Know your fridge. Stuff every crisper, door shelf and butter hutch with the offending material.
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As for 37's dryer kindness... makes a guy want to apply for the live-in-lover position. She rules too.