clintron

So I received a whole vial of Ambien that should hopefully help me sleep. I took one tonight to hopefully help me sleep.
I was going to post a bunch of drunk/wired/sleep deprived shots but that damn pill has fucked me up so much I can't. I feel lots of things now, but I don't feel tired.
Why can't they just make a pill that makes you feel tired?
I looked down the stairway and it was 10 feet longer for a couple of seconds but that's not what I want. I feel similar to the way I did when I used to eat a percocet and chase it with beer, until I got drunk and then I would eventually get those little sort of half- awake dozes that heroin addicts get and then i would just snap awake, but that's not what I want. I feel relaxed right now, but that's not what I want.
I want to feel tired so I can go to sleep, not take a pill, get fucked up and that means it's time to sleep.
Because I feel really fucked up right now, but I still don't feel tired.
That said, I do believe I'll retire, as I prefer even a weird sleep over this pharmaceutically awake state.