Oh, gosh... so ok, this is pretty gross. I can and will be making an extra 50 bucks a week by cleaning the 'grease traps' at work. The grease traps being the septic tank, and I get to take anything chunky out of it 
. Like I said, it's gross. Then I throw it in the garbage dumpster, which is thoroughly illegal.
Why do i do this? I would rather prostitute myself... why do I not get off my ass and do something? like: my ex-girlfriend calls me all the time and I don't know, she called last night and we talked for like an hour and she wants me to come down to Boston to see her, which she always says but she kicked her boyfriend out of her house because he is living off of her and doesn't have a job and she says it won't be awkward but I don't know but instead I'm fixing my van and straining pieces of shit out of a septic tank for some assholes that I shouldn't even work for because all they want to do is fuck me. But seriously, this girl calls me not infrequently and always says she wants to see me and she misses me and throws that around in conversation along with the "I still love you" stuff but then "you can hang out with my boyfriend while I'm at work" but now it's "I threw my boyfriend out.."
so what the fuck? I am puzzled, I don't know what to do about anything, I don't know what I want, I don't know what I should do,
so this is why I wish my old girlfriends would hate me instead of calling me all the time to tell me their problems (that I probably don't really want to hear because it probably hurts and they don't understand and I have enough other shit to deal with) and telling me what a nice guy I am. I don't want to be nice. I want to be mean. Mean people don't have these problems. Assholes get all the girls and don't even give it a second thought.
I'm probably making this out to be bigger than it is, I don't know. but fuck it. I'm going to go watch some UCB now.
. Like I said, it's gross. Then I throw it in the garbage dumpster, which is thoroughly illegal.
Why do i do this? I would rather prostitute myself... why do I not get off my ass and do something? like: my ex-girlfriend calls me all the time and I don't know, she called last night and we talked for like an hour and she wants me to come down to Boston to see her, which she always says but she kicked her boyfriend out of her house because he is living off of her and doesn't have a job and she says it won't be awkward but I don't know but instead I'm fixing my van and straining pieces of shit out of a septic tank for some assholes that I shouldn't even work for because all they want to do is fuck me. But seriously, this girl calls me not infrequently and always says she wants to see me and she misses me and throws that around in conversation along with the "I still love you" stuff but then "you can hang out with my boyfriend while I'm at work" but now it's "I threw my boyfriend out.."
so what the fuck? I am puzzled, I don't know what to do about anything, I don't know what I want, I don't know what I should do,
so this is why I wish my old girlfriends would hate me instead of calling me all the time to tell me their problems (that I probably don't really want to hear because it probably hurts and they don't understand and I have enough other shit to deal with) and telling me what a nice guy I am. I don't want to be nice. I want to be mean. Mean people don't have these problems. Assholes get all the girls and don't even give it a second thought.
I'm probably making this out to be bigger than it is, I don't know. but fuck it. I'm going to go watch some UCB now.
k_o:
I agree mein freund. Assholes have some magical talent in the chick department - that is appealing I have no idea how ... but I wouldn't shoot for that just yet. Even though assholes are sweet with the ladies, dudes can't stand them. Either way, remember for some reason or another she's your "old" girlfriend. If you don't think it's "love," I'd be worried the same reason you broke up in the first place would resurface.