clickbeeptss

my contribution to a conversation on the crackdown and arrests for possession of "smoking" paraphernelia.
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soon to be banned as well-

spoons, perhaps sporks
belts
straws
razorblades
vicks inhalers
raggae music
black light reactive posters
mirrors
lightbulbs
lighters
orange juice
shiny club shirts
ford probes

cd cases will be pre-stressed to automatically break under pressure, bathroom stalls won't contain any flat surfaces, and pens will no longer have caps.

perhaps the only positive side to an ammendment will be (in an attempt to discourage "stashing") a law being passed forbidding women to wear bras. politicians will later lobby AGAINST it when they realize that most womens breasts really do look better in them.

which, for some reason sends me off on a tangent...

i have some major thoughts on exposed thongs and their relation to excitement in men. essentially, when i see a thong the first thing that comes to mind is "omigod that woman poos and then pulls her thong back up, she's basically displaying her poo rag". let me be the first to coin that phrase. for example-

g #1- daaaaaaammmn look at that fine greazed up female in the doo rag
g #2- yeah, true, true, but i don't wanna be staring at her poo rag, turns me OFF!

speaking of underwear-

50 cent is a tard

but i digress

i don't smoka the ganja, but i do take many hits off the my-freedom-is-being-violated pipe, and for some reason, i never end up with a happy buzz.
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