On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.
(I bough Se7en today, great movie)

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Im going to the Dr tommorow. I think that I have caused myself to have an ulcer. Either that, or I have a baby growing in my intestines and stomach.
Yea...I didnt really want to shake your hand. I like your shake better.
I hate my Dr. Lets hope I dont yell at her like I did lasttime.
*crosses fingers*
xo.