She touched my "special area"
Then said "Since we're drunk, we don't have to tell anyone about this.... right?"
I love being a he-slut for girls who can't have relationships except for when they're drunk.... ..... I should be serious, as all men love that... but I'm not... I hate it.
Maybe I'm just drunk (which is why this is taking me 8 years to write)... but I want an actual relationship with a girl.
To quote Weezer "I'm tired of having sex"
Then said "Since we're drunk, we don't have to tell anyone about this.... right?"
I love being a he-slut for girls who can't have relationships except for when they're drunk.... ..... I should be serious, as all men love that... but I'm not... I hate it.
Maybe I'm just drunk (which is why this is taking me 8 years to write)... but I want an actual relationship with a girl.
To quote Weezer "I'm tired of having sex"
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BTW...I checked out your profile, and I would gladly be a she-slut for Brody
hello....