clarita

Oh lord. I've just read some old guff on a ridiculous student site from a 1998 Body Shop leaflet saying how if a girl were as thin as a display mannequin, she wouldn't be able to menstruate.

First off, what a hideously hairy armpit, hemp wearing, seed chewing word to use -menstruate.

Secondly, what a steaming pile of turd that is. I know plenty of...
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I know y'all are dying to know... I think my little pebble is gone, straight out of the gravel pit. So long. Its wonderful news.

I would just like to take a moment to praise the third year drama students at Guildhall in London on their fucking amazing performances in Streetcar and Live like Pigs. The whole thing was completely professional and I wish them...
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Oh no. I just can't get the goddamn picture thing right. Please excuse, but I'm not sure that anyone will care...

I've sacrificed even thinking about doing homework to fill this stuff in, I wish it could have been more compelling...