So here's what I did for a good part of the day...
he he I love BGIMM she is so fuckin hot. She's going to be my cage dancer @ my club and also my large penis checker at the door.
Let's see what else did I do today? Went and bought drinks...that's about it. I am so fucking lazy I need to snap out of it. If I had speed I wouldn't be lazy.
Okay so I need to get laid really soon or I might have an aneurysm. There's this junglist that I'm into...
and he wants a piece but he has a girlfriend...now I love sex but I don't want some crazed bitch coming after me if she finds out that he cheated on her with me. Plus I don't know what bridges it would burn in the Meridee circle. GODDAMMIT!!! oh well
Tomorrow is the big day fuckhead! Get out and vote...get Bush FIRED!!! And ha you stupid oil whore motherfucker there was Osama again laughing in your face telling you that you have completely failed as president. You insisted on going after Iraq and spending billions of dollars when the real threat is still out there sitting real fuckin pretty.
Fuck I better go move my car b4 it gets towed.
The woods are lovely, dark, and deep But I have promises to keepAnd miles to go before I sleep And miles to go before I sleep...
he he I love BGIMM she is so fuckin hot. She's going to be my cage dancer @ my club and also my large penis checker at the door.
Let's see what else did I do today? Went and bought drinks...that's about it. I am so fucking lazy I need to snap out of it. If I had speed I wouldn't be lazy.
Okay so I need to get laid really soon or I might have an aneurysm. There's this junglist that I'm into...
and he wants a piece but he has a girlfriend...now I love sex but I don't want some crazed bitch coming after me if she finds out that he cheated on her with me. Plus I don't know what bridges it would burn in the Meridee circle. GODDAMMIT!!! oh well
Tomorrow is the big day fuckhead! Get out and vote...get Bush FIRED!!! And ha you stupid oil whore motherfucker there was Osama again laughing in your face telling you that you have completely failed as president. You insisted on going after Iraq and spending billions of dollars when the real threat is still out there sitting real fuckin pretty.
Fuck I better go move my car b4 it gets towed.
The woods are lovely, dark, and deep But I have promises to keepAnd miles to go before I sleep And miles to go before I sleep...
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