12:00 AM Friday Morning
Hello, how is everyone? I'm good. It just started snowing about a half hour ago. It has been nearly a year since I've seen snow, so it's really cool. Have you ever just gone outside and listened to the sound of the snow falling? It has the most beautiful sound. If you catch the snow falling just right in your eyeline, it looks like glitter. I love the cool things nature gives us to behold. So, after the weather report, I guess I'll just bantr for a few minutes. Life is great, it's too damned cold and I can't wait until summer so I can hit Va Beach and go boogie boarding. I missed the beach so much when I left for highschool. I grew up here my entire life, right by the beach and there is no place in the whole world that can compare. It may be cold in winter, but the water is always welcoming and beautiful. Okay, well that's it but, I'm gonna leave you with a joke.
The new priest was so nervous at his first Mass, he could hardly speak.
Before his second appearance in the pulpit, he asked the Monsignor how he could relax. The Monsignor said, "Next Sunday, it may help if you put some vodka into the water pitcher. After a few sips, everything should go smoothly."
The next Sunday, the new priest put the suggestion into practice and was able to talk up a storm. He felt relaxed and good.
However, upon returning to the Rectory, he found a note from the Monsignor.
1. Next time sip rather than gulp.
2. There are 10 commandments, not 12
3. There are 12 apostles, not 10.
4. We do not refer to the cross as the "Big T".
5. The recommended grace before meals is not " Rubba-dub-dub, thanks for the grub, yeah God!"
6. We don't refer to our Savior, Jesus Christ and his apostles as "J.C. and the boys"
7. David slew Goliath, he didn't "Kick the shit out of him"
8. It is always the Virgin Mary, never "Mary with the cherry"
9. The Father, Son and Holy Spirit are never referred to as "Big Daddy, Junior and the Spook".
10. Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass.
11. Next Sunday, there will be a taffy-pulling contest at St. Peter's, not a Peter-pulling contest at St. Taffy's
Well, hope ya'll like the joke. Have a good whatever.
Hello, how is everyone? I'm good. It just started snowing about a half hour ago. It has been nearly a year since I've seen snow, so it's really cool. Have you ever just gone outside and listened to the sound of the snow falling? It has the most beautiful sound. If you catch the snow falling just right in your eyeline, it looks like glitter. I love the cool things nature gives us to behold. So, after the weather report, I guess I'll just bantr for a few minutes. Life is great, it's too damned cold and I can't wait until summer so I can hit Va Beach and go boogie boarding. I missed the beach so much when I left for highschool. I grew up here my entire life, right by the beach and there is no place in the whole world that can compare. It may be cold in winter, but the water is always welcoming and beautiful. Okay, well that's it but, I'm gonna leave you with a joke.
The new priest was so nervous at his first Mass, he could hardly speak.
Before his second appearance in the pulpit, he asked the Monsignor how he could relax. The Monsignor said, "Next Sunday, it may help if you put some vodka into the water pitcher. After a few sips, everything should go smoothly."
The next Sunday, the new priest put the suggestion into practice and was able to talk up a storm. He felt relaxed and good.
However, upon returning to the Rectory, he found a note from the Monsignor.
1. Next time sip rather than gulp.
2. There are 10 commandments, not 12
3. There are 12 apostles, not 10.
4. We do not refer to the cross as the "Big T".
5. The recommended grace before meals is not " Rubba-dub-dub, thanks for the grub, yeah God!"
6. We don't refer to our Savior, Jesus Christ and his apostles as "J.C. and the boys"
7. David slew Goliath, he didn't "Kick the shit out of him"
8. It is always the Virgin Mary, never "Mary with the cherry"
9. The Father, Son and Holy Spirit are never referred to as "Big Daddy, Junior and the Spook".
10. Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass.
11. Next Sunday, there will be a taffy-pulling contest at St. Peter's, not a Peter-pulling contest at St. Taffy's
Well, hope ya'll like the joke. Have a good whatever.
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