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Tuesday Nov 22, 2011

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What is it that the poor have, the rich lack and gods fear?

When is a door not a door?

What has a lock but no door, space but no room, you can enter but never go in?

How is a raven like a writing desk?

The man who invented it,
Doesn't want it for himself.
The man who bought it,
Doesn't need it for himself.
The man who needs it,
Doesn't know it when he needs it.
What is it?

In his rush to get to work a man forgets his umbrella and raincoat, he walks all the way to work and never gets wet. How is that possible?

Everyday and man gets up and takes the elevator down from his high rise apartment, when he returns home he takes the same elevator halfway up and walks the rest of the way. Why?



peachysweetlove:

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

1. Nothing
2. when its ajar ... (a jar)
3. a keyboard
4. ...because Poe wrote on both (I know a few answers to this one)
5. a coffin
6. it's not raining
7. he can't reach the top buttons



xoxo

Nov 23, 2011

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