citizend:
Like the name says
The inevitable descent.
Old people are something of an enigma to me. Inside that seemingly docile and non-threatening wrinkled, dry husk approximating skin on their gnarled and bent animated cadavers lays venom to rival that of any form of marine life on the planet. I don't know if it is a life time of experience, years of disappointment or a simple resentment of the younger,...
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Old people are something of an enigma to me. Inside that seemingly docile and non-threatening wrinkled, dry husk approximating skin on their gnarled and bent animated cadavers lays venom to rival that of any form of marine life on the planet. I don't know if it is a life time of experience, years of disappointment or a simple resentment of the younger,...
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phantasy:
Come baaaaack!
phantasy:
Well, at least I know you are still alive! Update time? 
A Thief, a whore and a liar.
There's something to be said about an all expenses paid work conference. And that something is; they corrupt.
It should have been apparent to me as my boss and I cruised the inconceivably boring Brand Hwy in Western Australia that the excursion would be bleak. Picture 400km of (with the exception of 13 places) bolt straight road. "What...
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There's something to be said about an all expenses paid work conference. And that something is; they corrupt.
It should have been apparent to me as my boss and I cruised the inconceivably boring Brand Hwy in Western Australia that the excursion would be bleak. Picture 400km of (with the exception of 13 places) bolt straight road. "What...
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user038538:
this girl is obviously a fan...you should really do an update.
phantasy:
^ what she said.
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user038538:
what?!? i thought it was good!!! 
Guilt makes things taste better.
We all have our guilty pleasures and indulgences we feel the need to hide or deny from the world at large. Something that brightens our day but isn't shared with those closest to us. It somehow makes it all the more special knowing that it's your guilty secret and yours alone. It's probably why affairs have been so popular throughout...
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We all have our guilty pleasures and indulgences we feel the need to hide or deny from the world at large. Something that brightens our day but isn't shared with those closest to us. It somehow makes it all the more special knowing that it's your guilty secret and yours alone. It's probably why affairs have been so popular throughout...
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phantasy:
Okay, what is D.O.T?
What do you do for a crust?
Of course you're not old, not considering that I am ten years older than you. How could you possibly be old in light of that little fact?
What do you do for a crust?
Of course you're not old, not considering that I am ten years older than you. How could you possibly be old in light of that little fact?
I harbor deep seeded prejudice against a group of people that inhabit our world. For reasons I cannot explain, I find their proximity unsettling. On an almost subconscious level I find them shifty, untrustworthy and suspect them of deviant and criminal behavior. And although I don't know why it is, all I know is that I'm not alone. Like many others out there, every part...
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user038538:
well, this post really piqued my interest...but, nothing since! what a tease!
phantasy:
^^ I agree, such a post tease! Always leaves us wanting more, MORE, MORE!
Have a happy new year
Have a happy new year
...Pluto is not a planet.
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phantasy:
hellooooo it's November! 
phantasy:
hahaha, I loved your input in the "animal bonking" thread! 
Context is important.
I killed a kids pet rabbit yesterday. It had been hit by a car, its not like I just woke up this morning with the urge to murder kids pets. The kid lives down the street from me and I saw him sitting in the middle of the road crying over the mangled form of his rabbit. I told him his rabbit...
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I killed a kids pet rabbit yesterday. It had been hit by a car, its not like I just woke up this morning with the urge to murder kids pets. The kid lives down the street from me and I saw him sitting in the middle of the road crying over the mangled form of his rabbit. I told him his rabbit...
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citizend:
The extent of my creative writing is currently limited to my upcoming tax return. A thrilling work of fiction in which the protagonist, based largely upon myself, reverse engineers 12 months of a life that is in no way simliar to his own and attempts to extort money from the federal government in a bid to reclaim his lost fortune. It's kind of a modern day Robin Hood story where he steals from the rich and gives back to himself.
at posting in your own journal! "I go out on the weekend
To have me a little fun
But I find the darkened corner
'Cause I still miss someone
No, I never got over those blue eyes
I see them everywhere
And I miss the arms that held me
When all the love was there
I wonder if she's sorry
For leaving what we had begun
There's someone for me somewhere...
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To have me a little fun
But I find the darkened corner
'Cause I still miss someone
No, I never got over those blue eyes
I see them everywhere
And I miss the arms that held me
When all the love was there
I wonder if she's sorry
For leaving what we had begun
There's someone for me somewhere...
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An outcast in your own lounge-room.
Asian bird-flu; sure theres been a lot of talk, a bit of hysteria; even, some hoopla. But lets get serious, how many people has it life-alteringly affected world-wide? Aside from chicken farmers that is.
The worst 21st century pandemic to slime its insidious way into our lives has got to be reality television. It is totally resistant to medicine,...
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Asian bird-flu; sure theres been a lot of talk, a bit of hysteria; even, some hoopla. But lets get serious, how many people has it life-alteringly affected world-wide? Aside from chicken farmers that is.
The worst 21st century pandemic to slime its insidious way into our lives has got to be reality television. It is totally resistant to medicine,...
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alyk:
I actually read every word of this journal entry, but unfortunately Big Brother is not an American thing, so I have nothing interesting to add. Sorry, sir.
Fat people arent always jolly.
Today I begrudgingly stumbled into work and was immediately greeted with a three page report suggesting that the Fuck-up Fairy mustve pulled a double shift overnight. After about three hours of 12point, Arial hell I reach for my as yet unused coffee cup and cereal bowl and head into the lunchroom to make some breakfast. No milk. No coffee. No...
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Today I begrudgingly stumbled into work and was immediately greeted with a three page report suggesting that the Fuck-up Fairy mustve pulled a double shift overnight. After about three hours of 12point, Arial hell I reach for my as yet unused coffee cup and cereal bowl and head into the lunchroom to make some breakfast. No milk. No coffee. No...
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phantasy:
I just listened to "Walk" about five minutes ago. 
About your journal entry...did that shit really happen? That is hysterical! You should be a writer *checks your occupation* nope doesn't say "writer". Seriously though, did you write that? Awesome!
But you know, she might have been having a really shitful day and you were like, the last straw y'know? I try to remember that about angry strangers, I always tell myself "Hey, maybe they just got diagnosed with terminal cancer, what the hell do I know?"
About your journal entry...did that shit really happen? That is hysterical! You should be a writer *checks your occupation* nope doesn't say "writer". Seriously though, did you write that? Awesome!
But you know, she might have been having a really shitful day and you were like, the last straw y'know? I try to remember that about angry strangers, I always tell myself "Hey, maybe they just got diagnosed with terminal cancer, what the hell do I know?"
phantasy:
You need to update! I love your anecdotes!
Just found the milk.
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phantasy:
What happened with the milk? Was it past its due date?
phantasy:
hahaha gross!