"just say no"
holy crap ona stick stuck in my eye
when will the powers at be in charge of the "war on drugs" give up this tired ass non-effective slogan? so far, nancy reagan told all of us to "just say no" AND im sure most of you had to put up with a uniformed cop coming into your classroom every weekend reminding you to "just say no" well guess what, "just aint no" just aint cutting it,
so youd think, after so long theyd just give up this relic of the 80s slogan, everyone they thought we figured were important in our eyes told us to say no, and we didnt give a fuck, well, theyve found a new medium to deliver this important message that will save our lives, a medium that represents a culmination of the previous first ladies, cops, and famous athletes who have all told us this before to no avail, what is this mystery weapon that wil change the face of the war on drugs?
wall urinal screens
you know how in the guys bathroom we have those nifty wall toilets? well now theyre outfitted (at least in the taco bell i went to last night) with bright red screen with the words, "JUST SAY NO" ill give them this though, putting a message on something red in a toilet is a damn good way to get someones attention when they are pissing, "FUCK AM I PISSING BLOOD AGAIN?..oh...just..say...no...hmm, never thought of it like that before" how many people do they think are willing to listen to these? i think they shoulda took a page out of the bible, moses goes up some mountain, talks to invisible people, comes down with some living standards carved in stone, and people are STILL living by them, i mean damn, with as much money as they are spending on this so called "war on drugs" they could build a time machine and add on the 11th comandment, "THOU SHALT SAY NO" i can imagine how these budget meetins go
political douchebag:"whats the next item on the agenda"
some other douche:"this years proposed budget on the war on drugs, the proposed request will take another 1.5 million from our schools but our advisors have a weapon up their sleeve this year"
political douchebag:"mind control chips?"
random lobbyist douche:"BRIGHT RED UNRINAL SCREENS WITH THE PHRASE 'JUST SAY NO' ON THEM INSTALLED IN EVERY PUBLIC RESTROOM ACROSS AMERICA! MWAHAHAHAHAHA"
(all of congress joins in maniacal laughter)
im sorry but bright red unincal screens are as anti-climactic as the first time i ever had sex
now if you excuse me, im off to work, good day
holy crap ona stick stuck in my eye
when will the powers at be in charge of the "war on drugs" give up this tired ass non-effective slogan? so far, nancy reagan told all of us to "just say no" AND im sure most of you had to put up with a uniformed cop coming into your classroom every weekend reminding you to "just say no" well guess what, "just aint no" just aint cutting it,
so youd think, after so long theyd just give up this relic of the 80s slogan, everyone they thought we figured were important in our eyes told us to say no, and we didnt give a fuck, well, theyve found a new medium to deliver this important message that will save our lives, a medium that represents a culmination of the previous first ladies, cops, and famous athletes who have all told us this before to no avail, what is this mystery weapon that wil change the face of the war on drugs?
wall urinal screens
you know how in the guys bathroom we have those nifty wall toilets? well now theyre outfitted (at least in the taco bell i went to last night) with bright red screen with the words, "JUST SAY NO" ill give them this though, putting a message on something red in a toilet is a damn good way to get someones attention when they are pissing, "FUCK AM I PISSING BLOOD AGAIN?..oh...just..say...no...hmm, never thought of it like that before" how many people do they think are willing to listen to these? i think they shoulda took a page out of the bible, moses goes up some mountain, talks to invisible people, comes down with some living standards carved in stone, and people are STILL living by them, i mean damn, with as much money as they are spending on this so called "war on drugs" they could build a time machine and add on the 11th comandment, "THOU SHALT SAY NO" i can imagine how these budget meetins go
political douchebag:"whats the next item on the agenda"
some other douche:"this years proposed budget on the war on drugs, the proposed request will take another 1.5 million from our schools but our advisors have a weapon up their sleeve this year"
political douchebag:"mind control chips?"
random lobbyist douche:"BRIGHT RED UNRINAL SCREENS WITH THE PHRASE 'JUST SAY NO' ON THEM INSTALLED IN EVERY PUBLIC RESTROOM ACROSS AMERICA! MWAHAHAHAHAHA"
(all of congress joins in maniacal laughter)
im sorry but bright red unincal screens are as anti-climactic as the first time i ever had sex
now if you excuse me, im off to work, good day
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emilyjay:
Love that photo oh so much...
emilyjay:
Lucky you! 