YYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY.....
I managed, somehow, to get cheap last minute tickets and I'm going back to Canada on thursday... only four days to go! I can't quite believe it, it's all so surreal... I'm going to see my boy again, and he's already got two lovely ladies waiting to meet me, if you know what I mean!
Oooooh, I'm so excited! *jumps up and down*
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currently listening to: Therapy - Diane
currently watching: Eddie Izzard's "Unrepeatable" show
currently eating: luxurious chocolates from hotelchocolate.co.uk
currently drinking: low-sugar apple & blackcurrent juice
currently wishing: I was better at packing than I am
currently feeling: excited but very tired
currently reading: The Claiming of Sleeping Beauty by Anne Rice (an S&M story of what happened once the prince had awoken her... fantastic!)
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And in honour of me getting some sex again finally, a survey about sex.... but don't worry, you don't have to answer this one... unless you want to of course... finding out about people's sex lives is one of my favourite thing!!!!
How frequently do you want to have sex?
Couple of times a day would be nice!
Do you like oral sex?
I love it especially giving it!
Do you fantasise a lot?
not that much but when I do, my fantasies are pretty dark and probably not very healthy
What is your wildest sexual fantasy?
Hahahaha, Im not telling you! That information is only available to those persons willing to fulfil the fantasy for me!
Have you ever had sex with someone of the same sex?
Oh yes, many many times yumminess all round!!!
Have you ever orally copulated with someone of the same sex?
yes, very much so! (I love how proper this question is no giving head or going down hahaha)
Have you ever fantasized about the last two questions?
yes, when I was younger and wasnt getting any sex, lol.
Have you ever fantasized about being the opposite sex?
Erm, not really Ive wondered and pondered but never fantasised really.
What parts of your body - when rubbed or caressed - arouse you the most?
Well, you know, if you can find my clitoris youre on to a winner! No, umm, I like my neck and shoulders being bitten really hard and I like my sides being stroked really gently.
What is/are your G-Spot(s) that you know of?
Is this a biology question? Am I supposed to give you an anatomical definition or something? Cos I can if you want but I think what really matters is that I know where mine is and I know how to find another womans.
What sexual positions have you used/tried?
quite a few having my head lower than my body makes for a really good orgasm but you know what? I really do like missionary! Go figure!
What is your favourite sexual position?
I just told you I like missionary!
What is the wildest sexual position you've been in?
how do you define wild? How about bent over the back of the sofa being fucked from behind? See, not very wild at all
What is your favourite, most arousing body part on the opposite sex?
lol, I really dont find the opposite sex attractive very often! But when I do Im always a sucker for nice eyes!
Do you shave your pubic hair?
Yes, sometimes all off, sometimes leaving just a neat strip.
Do you prefer to have the pubic area shaved smooth on yourself or your mate?
I like no hair, I like hair, it doesnt matter all the much, as long as its not a jungle. Trimmed neat is good!
If you are a man, what is the length and girth of your penis (be honest)?
Im about 7 and inches, not sure about girth, but Im pink and glittery and require batteries!
Do you like to do things like urinate or defecate on your partner?
Bahahahaha I suddenly feel embarrassed I never feel embarrassed, how odd!
Have you ever had sex in the shower?
Yes, kind of
What parts of your body have been kissed, lipped, or nibbled during sex?
Everything except my eye-balls I licked Chrissis eyeball once but she wouldnt lick mine, LMAO.
What parts of your body do you like to have kissed, lipped, or nibbled during sex?
I like my shoulders and neck to be sucked and bitten really hard, and I mean really hard!
Have you ever had sex outdoors?
yes lol I was telling Dani all about it today and he kept making disgusted faces at me!
Have you ever had anal sex?
Yes.... simple answer
What do you find pleasurable about anal sex?
Erm, it feels good?
Do you masturbate?
yes, all the damn time!
How often?
Everyday pretty much, sometimes more, sometimes less.
What do you fantasize about?
I already told you Im not telling you my fantasies unless you're willing to fulfil them for me.
What is the craziest place you've masturbated in?
Laying in bed next to Dani whilst he was asleep? Is that crazy? How about laying in bed next to Dani whilst he was awake? (Dani is my best friend by the way, and he's gay... so no chance of anything happening there)
Give a brief summary of your different masturbation techniques:
Why? Do you not know how to do it?
Do you use sexual toys during masturbation or sex?
Sometimes if the mood takes me.
Would you like to use sex toys or food items during sex?
have done, like to, will do again.
What's the greatest number of orgasms you have achieved in one session of sex?
Umm, probably around 10, maybe 15... but that comes from being able to squirt!
Have you ever done the sixty-nine?
lots it can be fun, but often awkward!
Have you ever had your "salad tossed"?
yes, hehehe.
Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time, i.e. a threesome or foursome, or even an all out orgy?
Yes, a few times and everyone involved shall remain nameless.
Do you find it arousing to see two people of the same sex engaged in sex?
yes especially gay men lol.
If you like to give oral sex, do you swallow the semen or vaginal fluid?
yes yes yes yes yes!!!!!! And thats all I have to say on the matter!
Have you ever tasted or drank a woman's breast milk?
only as a baby.
What's the most times you've had sex in a day?
Umm, Im not sure lots and lots!
What is the weirdest place you've had sex?
in a car surrounded by armed cops!
Have you ever video taped your sexual sessions?
Nope, but Ians offered to be the camera man if I ever want to how nice of him! :o)
Have a good week everyone!!!
I managed, somehow, to get cheap last minute tickets and I'm going back to Canada on thursday... only four days to go! I can't quite believe it, it's all so surreal... I'm going to see my boy again, and he's already got two lovely ladies waiting to meet me, if you know what I mean!
Oooooh, I'm so excited! *jumps up and down*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
currently listening to: Therapy - Diane
currently watching: Eddie Izzard's "Unrepeatable" show
currently eating: luxurious chocolates from hotelchocolate.co.uk
currently drinking: low-sugar apple & blackcurrent juice
currently wishing: I was better at packing than I am
currently feeling: excited but very tired
currently reading: The Claiming of Sleeping Beauty by Anne Rice (an S&M story of what happened once the prince had awoken her... fantastic!)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
And in honour of me getting some sex again finally, a survey about sex.... but don't worry, you don't have to answer this one... unless you want to of course... finding out about people's sex lives is one of my favourite thing!!!!
How frequently do you want to have sex?
Couple of times a day would be nice!
Do you like oral sex?
I love it especially giving it!
Do you fantasise a lot?
not that much but when I do, my fantasies are pretty dark and probably not very healthy
What is your wildest sexual fantasy?
Hahahaha, Im not telling you! That information is only available to those persons willing to fulfil the fantasy for me!
Have you ever had sex with someone of the same sex?
Oh yes, many many times yumminess all round!!!
Have you ever orally copulated with someone of the same sex?
yes, very much so! (I love how proper this question is no giving head or going down hahaha)
Have you ever fantasized about the last two questions?
yes, when I was younger and wasnt getting any sex, lol.
Have you ever fantasized about being the opposite sex?
Erm, not really Ive wondered and pondered but never fantasised really.
What parts of your body - when rubbed or caressed - arouse you the most?
Well, you know, if you can find my clitoris youre on to a winner! No, umm, I like my neck and shoulders being bitten really hard and I like my sides being stroked really gently.
What is/are your G-Spot(s) that you know of?
Is this a biology question? Am I supposed to give you an anatomical definition or something? Cos I can if you want but I think what really matters is that I know where mine is and I know how to find another womans.
What sexual positions have you used/tried?
quite a few having my head lower than my body makes for a really good orgasm but you know what? I really do like missionary! Go figure!
What is your favourite sexual position?
I just told you I like missionary!
What is the wildest sexual position you've been in?
how do you define wild? How about bent over the back of the sofa being fucked from behind? See, not very wild at all
What is your favourite, most arousing body part on the opposite sex?
lol, I really dont find the opposite sex attractive very often! But when I do Im always a sucker for nice eyes!
Do you shave your pubic hair?
Yes, sometimes all off, sometimes leaving just a neat strip.
Do you prefer to have the pubic area shaved smooth on yourself or your mate?
I like no hair, I like hair, it doesnt matter all the much, as long as its not a jungle. Trimmed neat is good!
If you are a man, what is the length and girth of your penis (be honest)?
Im about 7 and inches, not sure about girth, but Im pink and glittery and require batteries!
Do you like to do things like urinate or defecate on your partner?
Bahahahaha I suddenly feel embarrassed I never feel embarrassed, how odd!
Have you ever had sex in the shower?
Yes, kind of
What parts of your body have been kissed, lipped, or nibbled during sex?
Everything except my eye-balls I licked Chrissis eyeball once but she wouldnt lick mine, LMAO.
What parts of your body do you like to have kissed, lipped, or nibbled during sex?
I like my shoulders and neck to be sucked and bitten really hard, and I mean really hard!
Have you ever had sex outdoors?
yes lol I was telling Dani all about it today and he kept making disgusted faces at me!
Have you ever had anal sex?
Yes.... simple answer
What do you find pleasurable about anal sex?
Erm, it feels good?
Do you masturbate?
yes, all the damn time!
How often?
Everyday pretty much, sometimes more, sometimes less.
What do you fantasize about?
I already told you Im not telling you my fantasies unless you're willing to fulfil them for me.
What is the craziest place you've masturbated in?
Laying in bed next to Dani whilst he was asleep? Is that crazy? How about laying in bed next to Dani whilst he was awake? (Dani is my best friend by the way, and he's gay... so no chance of anything happening there)
Give a brief summary of your different masturbation techniques:
Why? Do you not know how to do it?
Do you use sexual toys during masturbation or sex?
Sometimes if the mood takes me.
Would you like to use sex toys or food items during sex?
have done, like to, will do again.
What's the greatest number of orgasms you have achieved in one session of sex?
Umm, probably around 10, maybe 15... but that comes from being able to squirt!
Have you ever done the sixty-nine?
lots it can be fun, but often awkward!
Have you ever had your "salad tossed"?
yes, hehehe.
Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time, i.e. a threesome or foursome, or even an all out orgy?
Yes, a few times and everyone involved shall remain nameless.
Do you find it arousing to see two people of the same sex engaged in sex?
yes especially gay men lol.
If you like to give oral sex, do you swallow the semen or vaginal fluid?
yes yes yes yes yes!!!!!! And thats all I have to say on the matter!
Have you ever tasted or drank a woman's breast milk?
only as a baby.
What's the most times you've had sex in a day?
Umm, Im not sure lots and lots!
What is the weirdest place you've had sex?
in a car surrounded by armed cops!
Have you ever video taped your sexual sessions?
Nope, but Ians offered to be the camera man if I ever want to how nice of him! :o)
Have a good week everyone!!!
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moonlite:
I did that once now I have a son
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I'll try not to