And here it is! The moment you've alllll been waiting for!!! MORE ADVENTURES IN CINDERLAND!!!
Okay. I'm sure you're all wondering where the crap I was for a while. Well be patient children, I will tell you. I have this intense bladder infection and so for the past 5 days I have been curled up in the fetal position on my bed. (When I wasn't at work, of course.) I even left work 6 hours early one night.
Money down the drain. BUT I have been drinking plenty of water and cranberry juice. Seriously. You could drink my piss and it would taste like water. Because it looks and smells like water. Yeah, I take this big ol' piss and I look in the toity and I'm like, "Where did it go?" 
Moving on...(yes, there are more interesting things than my ghost piss.)
Dave got that ticket taken care of when he went to court. And we got the bail back. Good thing too. But the asshole deputy that told us that everything was okay and there was no warrent, well, Dave tried calling him several times and he never returned his calls. So that just reassures my doubts that Dave was set up to go in there and get arrested. Fucking assholes. I hate the man.
I went to see Total Chaos, Exploited and Endless Struggle last week or so and the show totally rocked. Some interesting things happened:
1-Someone on the balcony/bar section hocked a loogie in my friend's hair.
2-I've come to conclude that the lead singer of Exploited takes heavy drugs. (He kept like, tweakin' out in between songs. Kept twitching his mouth...)
3-Every time someone would call out the lead singer's name he'd be like, "Wha?" in his sexy english accent.
4-The bathrooms smelled like piss and the toilets were flooded.
5-Lead singer of Total Chaos, at the end of the show, said, "We were in Colorado last night. Here's some 6% beer." and he handed a half full can to someone up front. Then one of the Security guys comes out of the crowd with it crushed in his hand and he goes, "That is FUCKED UP! He was giving beer to MINORS!!!" Fuckin' take a chill pill man. What's half a can of beer going to do to the 4 16 year olds that would have drank it? Nothing. Stupids...
6-Which brings me to the last conclusion that I think I am getting old. Either every punk show I go to there are more and more diaper punks hangin' around or I'm just getting old.
So that's about it. Except, I would like to know how the fuck all of these annoying little moths got into my house!!! I swear, I've mushed around 6 today and I just seen another 3 flying around! Sheeyat...Is anyone willing to come be my moth-killer until Fall finally hits? It would be much appreciated and I pay with head.
Okay. That's it. Goodnight, sweet dreams, ah fuck it.
~Cinder~
Okay. I'm sure you're all wondering where the crap I was for a while. Well be patient children, I will tell you. I have this intense bladder infection and so for the past 5 days I have been curled up in the fetal position on my bed. (When I wasn't at work, of course.) I even left work 6 hours early one night.
Money down the drain. BUT I have been drinking plenty of water and cranberry juice. Seriously. You could drink my piss and it would taste like water. Because it looks and smells like water. Yeah, I take this big ol' piss and I look in the toity and I'm like, "Where did it go?"
Moving on...(yes, there are more interesting things than my ghost piss.)
Dave got that ticket taken care of when he went to court. And we got the bail back. Good thing too. But the asshole deputy that told us that everything was okay and there was no warrent, well, Dave tried calling him several times and he never returned his calls. So that just reassures my doubts that Dave was set up to go in there and get arrested. Fucking assholes. I hate the man.
I went to see Total Chaos, Exploited and Endless Struggle last week or so and the show totally rocked. Some interesting things happened:
1-Someone on the balcony/bar section hocked a loogie in my friend's hair.
2-I've come to conclude that the lead singer of Exploited takes heavy drugs. (He kept like, tweakin' out in between songs. Kept twitching his mouth...)
3-Every time someone would call out the lead singer's name he'd be like, "Wha?" in his sexy english accent.
4-The bathrooms smelled like piss and the toilets were flooded.
5-Lead singer of Total Chaos, at the end of the show, said, "We were in Colorado last night. Here's some 6% beer." and he handed a half full can to someone up front. Then one of the Security guys comes out of the crowd with it crushed in his hand and he goes, "That is FUCKED UP! He was giving beer to MINORS!!!" Fuckin' take a chill pill man. What's half a can of beer going to do to the 4 16 year olds that would have drank it? Nothing. Stupids...
6-Which brings me to the last conclusion that I think I am getting old. Either every punk show I go to there are more and more diaper punks hangin' around or I'm just getting old.
So that's about it. Except, I would like to know how the fuck all of these annoying little moths got into my house!!! I swear, I've mushed around 6 today and I just seen another 3 flying around! Sheeyat...Is anyone willing to come be my moth-killer until Fall finally hits? It would be much appreciated and I pay with head.
Okay. That's it. Goodnight, sweet dreams, ah fuck it.
~Cinder~
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do you have another set in que?
I can't wait for it