So this stripper says to me, "I'm gonna give you my phone number. Can I give you my phone number?"
As if I would say, "No, hot naked female person, I don't want to contact you, ever."
That's what I should've said.
I played RockBand for about 8 hours the other night, just drummin' on medium the whole night. Good Times.
I was 'gonged' at...
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