Lovebugs. The Black Scourge of May. Their only goals in life are to multiply exponentially and to splatter their hyper-coagulating guts on the windshields of every vehicle on the Gulf Coast. Science hasn't come up with a wiper blade that can brush aside their gritty, paste-like remains. Only large amounts of detergent and elbow grease can wash them away. They don't even eat anything (and nothing eats them). They just swarm around looking to fuck up your vehicle.
knine:
I hate those damn things!!!!!!