heres been my day:
:my clutch is going out on my car
:i got pineapple juice in one eye
:i almost willingly got into a fight with a 60 yr old man
:almost got stuck in the keg room
:i lost every game of darts
:and i got beer in the other eye.
the topper??? the asshat i work with who is the cause of...
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:my clutch is going out on my car
:i got pineapple juice in one eye
:i almost willingly got into a fight with a 60 yr old man
:almost got stuck in the keg room
:i lost every game of darts
:and i got beer in the other eye.
the topper??? the asshat i work with who is the cause of...
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it always makes me feel better about myself when people openly hit on me.
but theres only two types that do:
gay women and gay men.
it confuses me a little.
but theres only two types that do:
gay women and gay men.
it confuses me a little.
bones_708:
It always made me feel, not bad, but I guess slightly surreal when the "Club Tranvestites" got more women than I did. I don't know how that has anything to do with your comment but it just sprung to mind. 
countryboy:
I am not a gay man or gay woman and I wouuld hit on ya , 
just be lucky someone hits one ya. Could be worse you could look like a 6'5" Mr Clean , no one hits on me 
just be lucky someone hits one ya. Could be worse you could look like a 6'5" Mr Clean , no one hits on me you know those days, where everyone and everything just really pisses you off??
im having one of those days. and i believe it will carry over into tomorrow. and friday.
(ps, never work in a bar. its bullshit.)
im having one of those days. and i believe it will carry over into tomorrow. and friday.
(ps, never work in a bar. its bullshit.)
countryboy:
hope your day gets better, mine it total and completley fucked up. working at a bar can be shitty, i was a door man for a few clubs in pasadena/houston. it was hell , night in and night out, tons of ass holes nightly.
ive been told that im like the godfather.
cross me and youll wake up next to a horse head.
cross me and youll wake up next to a horse head.
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cidnyk:
its all about the horse head. not connected to the body. thats what im all about. (though itd have to be an already dead horse, b/c im not all about killing something that doesnt deserve it. but id kill a person with a quickness. people = dumb.)
countryboy:
killing people is over rated too. I have first hand knowledge of that.
my dog totally kicked me in the face last night.
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countryboy:
i got 6 that love to kick the crap out of me.
countryboy:
whats going on ??
opening day for the astros. and im going. (im a bit of a nerd.)
elcaminobill:
ok then 
cidnyk:
they lost. they played the cardinals. youre from around here. you know the drill.
i get to perform my first wedding today. its at work, and the couple is my best friend julie's mom and her girlfriend. i am so excited.
arachnequarius:
congratulations to all of you! may you enjoy performing many more.
elcaminobill:
congratulations 
i totally had an anxiety attack at work today.
and that scares the fuck outta me.
and that scares the fuck outta me.
synapse:
that's the pits.
im a lazy butt. i havent really been updating anything or even physically doing much. going to the gym tonight. gonna start playing darts for money (though i may sound like a loser, thats all there really is to do in suburban houston.)
and, i have a snake.
and shes beautiful.
and, i have a snake.
and shes beautiful.
spiral23:
congratulations, i didn't think there was anything to do out here!!
spiral23:
congratulations, i didn't think there was anything to do out here!!
so, we went to hooters yesterday for lunch, and they gave me meat. being that im a vegetarian, i instantaneously threw up and spent the rest of the night with "food poisoning". and i missed work.
fuck hooters.
fuck hooters.
Curious as what struck you as interesting about me that I got a friend request.