Between my ongoing efforts to take over the world, and find a good woman, things are slow going on both fronts. I've decided that if I do, in fact, wish to take over the world I must seek knowledge on that subject. So I'm putting a lot of things on hold to return to my education. I figure a ton of business classes would bode well for me. Perhaps even turn out useful.
Good woman... yeah, that's difficult. It seems that they're all taken or just not interested in me. Perhaps I need to tout my machismo more readily. Perhaps I need to go to a store and buy some machismo, or at the very least look it up in the dictionary so I know what it is I'm saying.
But... both goals shall be met with time and patience. Until then, it's back to eating the lead paint chips.
Good woman... yeah, that's difficult. It seems that they're all taken or just not interested in me. Perhaps I need to tout my machismo more readily. Perhaps I need to go to a store and buy some machismo, or at the very least look it up in the dictionary so I know what it is I'm saying.
But... both goals shall be met with time and patience. Until then, it's back to eating the lead paint chips.
meow:
Thanks for the set comments!