The saddest of the many sad things about this day and age is the phasing out of the apostrophe. It breaks my heart. Puncuation is not optional. Vaginafaces.
I can't sleep. I've got no pot to ease the process along.
I wonder how many times I have to masturbate to undo the effects of one ill thought after dinner cup of coffee. Clearly more than twice.
I've got a busy week ahead. I figured I would just go to sleep now and deal with shit tomorrow, which seems like a sound plan, but the anxiety is still there. Just silly shit I have to deal with. Adhesing of loose ends. Slightly overdue checks. Belated gifts. When I think about it though, it's basically those things that occupy most of my time.
Well, I'm off. I'll try to sleep again. G'night all.
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I can't sleep. I've got no pot to ease the process along.
I wonder how many times I have to masturbate to undo the effects of one ill thought after dinner cup of coffee. Clearly more than twice.
I've got a busy week ahead. I figured I would just go to sleep now and deal with shit tomorrow, which seems like a sound plan, but the anxiety is still there. Just silly shit I have to deal with. Adhesing of loose ends. Slightly overdue checks. Belated gifts. When I think about it though, it's basically those things that occupy most of my time.
Well, I'm off. I'll try to sleep again. G'night all.
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My roommates smoke and they often look at the full ashtray (which was probably empty a day before) and a single tear rolls down their withered, smoke charred faces.