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As I lay down to sleep tonight, I am very thankful to not be vomiting.
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fancier:
were you barfing in your profile picture?
palindrome:
Its the little things that are important.

smile
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This three hours of sleep to eight hours of work ratio won't hold me much longer. Soon the headlines will be saying Head Crashes Through Cubicle Desk, Killing One.

It's a few days late, but I'd like to recount all of the freakin' sweet birthday presents I got (mostly from Meme):
One RC Car (bad-ass, I know)
One knife
Two compact discs: Gregorian...
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verandi:
then take lots of vitamin c. i don't want you getting sick.
charley:
Only when I put make up on tongue

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freyja__:
why didn't you come to the BBQ yesterday?
bleeder:
He is cool as fuck. I would roll with his crew any day.
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You're all so sweet! Thank you. I had a really lovely birthday. No wild stories. It was quiet but that was really what I wanted. Thanks again for all the birthday wishes.
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jeslyn_james:
oh, i'm probably late.....Happy Birthday! wink
o6re:
Happy Belated man, I suck, I always miss bdays... doh!
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Alkaline was awesome last night. Mostly songs off of the new album, but I think Crimson's great so no complaints. Lots from Goddamnit too. The night had its downsides though...I lost my camera and spent money like a jerk. I'm gonna have to buy a new camera and then stop fucking throwing cash around.
I did start a new job yesterday. I think I'll actually...
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korben:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
ringleader:
hey birthday boy wink it may not be your birthday anymore on your coast, but it is on mine so



HAPPY BIRTHDAY

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erin:
no, YOU are. HA.
sarahjane:
yes, let's hug and be pals! kiss
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It's raining. Men. Or just water. Lots of water.
It's actually very very pretty.
I've always wanted to see the rainforest.

I've got an irrational fear of dressing up. In costume. I may have to face that fear tonight. God save me.
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palindrome:
Rain, in June. Its an odd thing; we're experiencing quite a bit of it here, too. Not that it wasn't expected. Sun is overrated anyway. skull
fatality:
The rain that I like is full of energy for a brief moment - an angry, stormy climax.
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I think I'll move to the ocean.
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palindrome:
I believe that it is no small coincidence that most fauna in Florida is venomous or a potential man-eater; combine that with monsoon weather patterns and you have a land that was doomed to fail. Just think of how many episodes of "Cops" was filmed there!!

eeek
freyja__:
under the sea, under the sea
darling its better, down where its wetter
take it from me!
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I just got a copy of Death From Above 1979's You're A Woman, I'm A Machine and it's fucking awesome.
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fancier:
thank you so much chuckles!
lillithvain:
I'm Jealous. wink kiss
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The saddest of the many sad things about this day and age is the phasing out of the apostrophe. It breaks my heart. Puncuation is not optional. Vaginafaces.

I can't sleep. I've got no pot to ease the process along.

I wonder how many times I have to masturbate to undo the effects of one ill thought after dinner cup of coffee. Clearly more than...
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endedben:
The invite is on the way!

My roommates smoke and they often look at the full ashtray (which was probably empty a day before) and a single tear rolls down their withered, smoke charred faces.
endedben:
Anytime, m'man!
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Here's a list of five things that I like:

Trees
Rock N' Roll
Rim-Jobs
Dogs
You

Here's a list of five celebrities I've slept with:

Marissa Tomei
Rose McGowan
Richard Feynman
Debbie Harry
Lenin

Here's a list of five things I don't like:

Vanity plates
Milk
Fear Factor
Fingernails
Vanity plates
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vixen:
I love that trees are the first thing on the list... smile
annabelle:
hahah my soup lasted 2 min.
then i ate it.
xoxoxoxox
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Okay. I'm here again.

You've been well?
krrn:
well, I'm sick, so I'm about to go see the doctor, how about yourself? okay? smile
clover:
thank you