Be there!
And this, stolen off kaffeine cause I just love these things:
And this, stolen off kaffeine cause I just love these things:
SPOILERS! (Click to view)
DO YOU SNORE?
Like a Mack truck, apparently...
LOVER OR A FIGHTER?
I'm a bitch, but I hear I'm hot in the sack, so whatev. Suck it up, motherfuckers.
WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?
Dying alone.
AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO BUILDER?
Damn right! I could build anything out of Lego.
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY TV"?
I can't wait for someone to die on reality TV and see how bad it gets. They'll probably make a new show out of it.
DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?
Coffee straws only.
WERE YOU A CUTE BABY?
Who wasn't?
HOW IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU?
Depressing.
WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD?
A cross between grey and beige... because my black one broke some months ago.
DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?
Pretty much all the time.
HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED?
Are you crazy?
ANY SECRET TALENTS?
I could be an artist if I really wanted to.
WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT?
Somewhere hot and secluded, with lots of friends and booze.
HAVE YOU EATEN SUSHI?
I make my own, so yeah I guess.
HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE "DONNIE DARKO"?
About half a dozen times... there's like 2 copies in my house.
DO YOU GIVE A DARN ABOUT THE OZONE?
No, we're all gonna die before it's gone anyway.
HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP?
I got my sweet tooth pulled out years ago.
CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS?
I can't even do it forwards.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE?
Never.
ARE SPEEDO'S HOT?
Never.
WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING?
Cheap, fresh meat. Hmmm, meat...
DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
It's all girly and swirly and pretty. So, no.
WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO?
Dumb people.
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, "I LOVE YOU."
Probably 3 years ago.
IS TUPAC STILL ALIVE?
I hope not.
DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS?
Yeah, why not.
HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?
In pancakes.
ARE BLONDES DUMB?
That's what my blonde friend keeps saying..
WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP?
Probably my roomates laundry.
WHAT SMELLS TURN YOU ON?
Burnt, grinded metal and I don't know why.
WHAT TIME IS IT?
2:02 p.m.
DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME?
I've been called every possible variation of Charles, English or French...
IS MCDONALD'S DISGUSTING?
It's like eating deep fried pillows...
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR?
Yesterday.
DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS?
Bath, but I haven't had one in years.
IS SANTA CLAUSE REAL?
Is George W. Bush? They're both obvious lies they try so hard to make us believe in (oooh, I'm political...)
ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?
No.
WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO?
Weed, tv series on DVD and sleeping.
CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER?
Creamy with a side of jelly.
HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE?
Yeah, when I thought I'd broken my back.
HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY?
None yet.
IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE?
Drugs are my anti-drug.
ARE YOU WEARING SOCKS?
Not now, but usually 2 pairs at a time in the winter.
HAVE YOU EVER HITCH HIKED?
Yeah, once it took me 15 hours to cross less than 200km, that's when I stopped.
WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?
Between grey and blue, depending on the weather.
WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?
When Carlos got his watch smashed.
DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE?
I'm stuck with it anyway, aren't I?
WHOSE LIFE IS BETTER?
I like to think everyone's was once as miserable as mine.
ARE YOU PSYCHIC?
I've got headaches, but they don't seem to develop in psychic powers.
HAVE YOU READ "CATCHER IN THE RYE"?
Nope, and I haven't read "Fiddler on the roof", "Of Mice and Men" or "To kill a mocking bird" either.
DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS?
Nah, I'm musically handicapped.
CAN YOU SKATEBOARD?
I can't hold my balance with my two feet on the ground, so no.
DO YOU LIKE CAMPING?
Yeah, as long as sex is involved.
DO U SNORT WHEN U LAUGH?
Nah, but sometimes I choke cause I can't stop laughing.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?
I'm not even sure I believe in science...
IS A DOG A MAN'S BEST FRIEND?
Maybe, but they're not mine.
YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE?
I don't really have a choice.
CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK?
Badly.
DOES YOUR MOM KNOW YOU HAVE A MYSPACE?
She can't even program her VCR.
WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?
My World's Famous Chili, that's what it says on the cup.
DO YOU WEAR NAILPOLISH?
I didn't go through that phase.
DO YOU LIKE SOMEONE RIGHT NOW?
I'd like to like someone. (Are those lyrics?)
WHAT'S THE MOST ANNOYING TV COMMERCIAL?
Every goddamn commercial ever made is annoying.
DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE?
I have no idea what this is...
FAVORITE BAND AT THE MOMENT?
Pp et sa guitare, cuz I'm weird like that.
DO YOU SNORE?
Like a Mack truck, apparently...
LOVER OR A FIGHTER?
I'm a bitch, but I hear I'm hot in the sack, so whatev. Suck it up, motherfuckers.
WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?
Dying alone.
AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO BUILDER?
Damn right! I could build anything out of Lego.
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY TV"?
I can't wait for someone to die on reality TV and see how bad it gets. They'll probably make a new show out of it.
DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?
Coffee straws only.
WERE YOU A CUTE BABY?
Who wasn't?
HOW IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU?
Depressing.
WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD?
A cross between grey and beige... because my black one broke some months ago.
DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?
Pretty much all the time.
HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED?
Are you crazy?
ANY SECRET TALENTS?
I could be an artist if I really wanted to.
WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT?
Somewhere hot and secluded, with lots of friends and booze.
HAVE YOU EATEN SUSHI?
I make my own, so yeah I guess.
HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE "DONNIE DARKO"?
About half a dozen times... there's like 2 copies in my house.
DO YOU GIVE A DARN ABOUT THE OZONE?
No, we're all gonna die before it's gone anyway.
HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP?
I got my sweet tooth pulled out years ago.
CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS?
I can't even do it forwards.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE?
Never.
ARE SPEEDO'S HOT?
Never.
WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING?
Cheap, fresh meat. Hmmm, meat...

DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
It's all girly and swirly and pretty. So, no.
WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO?
Dumb people.
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, "I LOVE YOU."
Probably 3 years ago.
IS TUPAC STILL ALIVE?
I hope not.
DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS?
Yeah, why not.
HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?
In pancakes.
ARE BLONDES DUMB?
That's what my blonde friend keeps saying..
WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP?
Probably my roomates laundry.
WHAT SMELLS TURN YOU ON?
Burnt, grinded metal and I don't know why.
WHAT TIME IS IT?
2:02 p.m.
DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME?
I've been called every possible variation of Charles, English or French...
IS MCDONALD'S DISGUSTING?
It's like eating deep fried pillows...
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR?
Yesterday.
DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS?
Bath, but I haven't had one in years.
IS SANTA CLAUSE REAL?
Is George W. Bush? They're both obvious lies they try so hard to make us believe in (oooh, I'm political...)
ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?
No.
WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO?
Weed, tv series on DVD and sleeping.
CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER?
Creamy with a side of jelly.
HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE?
Yeah, when I thought I'd broken my back.
HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY?
None yet.
IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE?
Drugs are my anti-drug.
ARE YOU WEARING SOCKS?
Not now, but usually 2 pairs at a time in the winter.
HAVE YOU EVER HITCH HIKED?
Yeah, once it took me 15 hours to cross less than 200km, that's when I stopped.
WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?
Between grey and blue, depending on the weather.
WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?
When Carlos got his watch smashed.
DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE?
I'm stuck with it anyway, aren't I?
WHOSE LIFE IS BETTER?
I like to think everyone's was once as miserable as mine.
ARE YOU PSYCHIC?
I've got headaches, but they don't seem to develop in psychic powers.
HAVE YOU READ "CATCHER IN THE RYE"?
Nope, and I haven't read "Fiddler on the roof", "Of Mice and Men" or "To kill a mocking bird" either.
DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS?
Nah, I'm musically handicapped.
CAN YOU SKATEBOARD?
I can't hold my balance with my two feet on the ground, so no.
DO YOU LIKE CAMPING?
Yeah, as long as sex is involved.
DO U SNORT WHEN U LAUGH?
Nah, but sometimes I choke cause I can't stop laughing.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?
I'm not even sure I believe in science...
IS A DOG A MAN'S BEST FRIEND?
Maybe, but they're not mine.
YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE?
I don't really have a choice.
CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK?
Badly.
DOES YOUR MOM KNOW YOU HAVE A MYSPACE?
She can't even program her VCR.
WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?
My World's Famous Chili, that's what it says on the cup.
DO YOU WEAR NAILPOLISH?
I didn't go through that phase.
DO YOU LIKE SOMEONE RIGHT NOW?
I'd like to like someone. (Are those lyrics?)
WHAT'S THE MOST ANNOYING TV COMMERCIAL?
Every goddamn commercial ever made is annoying.
DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE?
I have no idea what this is...
FAVORITE BAND AT THE MOMENT?
Pp et sa guitare, cuz I'm weird like that.