I've been gone for some time. New York has a funny way of taking all of your free time, and convincing you that you're not doing enough. Just closed three shows. You can catch me at LaMaMa on Saturday Afternoon April 26th at 3:00pm in a reading of a new play called Carlisle, or at the Dusty Screenwriters Night at the Visual Arts Theater(formerly Chelsea...
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When somebody dies they say the spirit leaves out of the top of the head. Right when my Grandma passed her cat checkers jumped up on the bed near the top of her head and started looking around furtivley like she could see something. Grandma's name was Betty. Soon I will post a picture of her shooting guns in the fifties.
kenyon:
dead man? no wonder your mono lasted so long.
congratulations on your engagement, yo. come hang out, we can be two married couples. no board games though - only orgies.
good that you helped your grandmother jump the fence. i'm sure it helped immensely. and i hope you're doing ok with it m'dear.
my grandma (the one i lived with) is now in congestive heart failure. i don't think she'll stay on oxygen (too stubborn), which will probably shorten her life. i'll miss her. i didn't think i would, but i can feel it now. hope her catholic heaven is all she's cracked it up to be . . . jaysus.
come visit, boy.
congratulations on your engagement, yo. come hang out, we can be two married couples. no board games though - only orgies.
good that you helped your grandmother jump the fence. i'm sure it helped immensely. and i hope you're doing ok with it m'dear.
my grandma (the one i lived with) is now in congestive heart failure. i don't think she'll stay on oxygen (too stubborn), which will probably shorten her life. i'll miss her. i didn't think i would, but i can feel it now. hope her catholic heaven is all she's cracked it up to be . . . jaysus.
come visit, boy.
kenyon:
out an about in prov? if so, for the hockey it's gotta be the providence bruins. "something's bruin' in providence!"
all updates duly noted, btw. all good, you.
all updates duly noted, btw. all good, you.
Stevie Wonder makes me happy even when he's sad. I sleep on an air matress. It's holes are sealed with bike tire patches. Yet I also wear thousand dollar suits to work. My life is in controversy.
P.S. I taught at Dartmouth once, but just now I had to look up controversy on Dictionary.com...it never stops.
P.S. I taught at Dartmouth once, but just now I had to look up controversy on Dictionary.com...it never stops.
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kenyon:
i know, the whole crip thing has swiftly become misinterpreted and hilarious.
how's grandma?
how's grandma?
ayane:
Please take me to California next time. How's your grand ma ?
By the way, all the things in your blurb made ma laugh like woah.
By the way, all the things in your blurb made ma laugh like woah.
Yet again I've been gone...
This time it's not work. My new job as a concierge is wicked easy. It's not social life, anyone can post drunk. It's because I'm madly in love. I've been spending as much time as I can with her.
P.S. I'll just get it all out of the way now. She's a school teacher, she's blonde, she's used to be...
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This time it's not work. My new job as a concierge is wicked easy. It's not social life, anyone can post drunk. It's because I'm madly in love. I've been spending as much time as I can with her.
P.S. I'll just get it all out of the way now. She's a school teacher, she's blonde, she's used to be...
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kenyon:
heh. i came here to thank you for the birthday card you posted on my page. a) i never need permission to make fun of you, b) thank you so, and c) omg, you are such a dork with the lord of the rings joke, but i'm a fucking idiot for not having thought of it first! so it all evens out??
raia:
You're crazy. But I like it.
Hello!
I know I've fallen off the interweb map, but it's only because I've been busy trying to get a career and life started here in NYC, and before that I was crazy on the road. One of these days I'll be back to having free time, in the meantime here are the first round draft picks of my headshots. These have all gone off...
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I know I've fallen off the interweb map, but it's only because I've been busy trying to get a career and life started here in NYC, and before that I was crazy on the road. One of these days I'll be back to having free time, in the meantime here are the first round draft picks of my headshots. These have all gone off...
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kenyon:
i swear i don't remember a flash. and i was highly cognizant. but i will "toss out some feelers" as the kids say.
when are you coming over, she asks again? fuck photos.
when are you coming over, she asks again? fuck photos.
kenyon:
oddly, i received an email with pics of EVERY PERFORMER BUT ME from that night. i swear people thought my dealio was too precious or some shit and they didn't want to pop a flash. now i'm getting death threats from from some sweetheart concierge who thinks he's menacing. you see how life goes?
YO,
I'VE BEEN FORGETTING TO TELL LOTS AND LOTS O' PEOPLE,
I'M MOVING TO NYC COME JANUARY!!!
I'M LOOKING TO GET OFF THE ROAD FOR AWHILE, SO I KNOW THIS MEANS I'LL HAVE TO GET A REAL JOB. I KNOW MOST OF MY FRIENDS ON THIS SITE DON'T LIVE IN NYC, BUT IF Y'ALL HAVE ANY IDEAS ABOUT WHERE TO LIVE OR A LINE ON...
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I'VE BEEN FORGETTING TO TELL LOTS AND LOTS O' PEOPLE,
I'M MOVING TO NYC COME JANUARY!!!
I'M LOOKING TO GET OFF THE ROAD FOR AWHILE, SO I KNOW THIS MEANS I'LL HAVE TO GET A REAL JOB. I KNOW MOST OF MY FRIENDS ON THIS SITE DON'T LIVE IN NYC, BUT IF Y'ALL HAVE ANY IDEAS ABOUT WHERE TO LIVE OR A LINE ON...
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kenyon:
you always seem to drop in around the holidays. talked to your mom lately? call her!
rys:
Right now I'm listening to Belle and Sebastian! On the up and up my life!!! Hope you're doing fine 
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kenyon:
i can't believe you tease me with ancient native american indian (are you down with indian??) nasal clearing techniques that sound like porno techniques as well. i guess those are the breaks.
i feel brittle tonight. like i'm forgetting something and i'm all tensed against the negative space of what should be there. it's an eerie feeling.
i think it's b/c i learned my housegirl is a sexworker and it makes me all nostalgic and simultaneously mildly uncomfortable. i was just googling her. googling people rarely leads to good feelings, eh?
ok, i'm gonna change my head now. shake it off. etc.
hope you're well my friend.
i feel brittle tonight. like i'm forgetting something and i'm all tensed against the negative space of what should be there. it's an eerie feeling.
i think it's b/c i learned my housegirl is a sexworker and it makes me all nostalgic and simultaneously mildly uncomfortable. i was just googling her. googling people rarely leads to good feelings, eh?
ok, i'm gonna change my head now. shake it off. etc.
hope you're well my friend.
kenyon:
thanks for the heads-up re: in-di-an. and yes, i totally missed the window last night. what can ya do.
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kenyon:
is that crazy eyeliner or just faux pop-art fallout?
pretty, either way.
pretty, either way.
kenyon:
"My eyeliner is always pop-art" aka subtitle to your forthcoming autobiography
YO! I know I been away, but it's okay, my Birthday is on Wednesday!
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kenyon:
k. n' thanks.
xani:
i'm so sorry. happy birthday hansome!!! i'll be back to visit really soon. then i'll be comming back out to vegas for work
Not a poem....but a great first page to a story.....
Silver Water
By Amy Bloom
My sister's voice was like mountain water in a silver pitcher; the clear blue beauty of it cools you and lifts you up beyond your heat, beyond your body. After we went to see La Traviata,when she was fourteen and I was twelve, she elbowed me in the parking lot...
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Silver Water
By Amy Bloom
My sister's voice was like mountain water in a silver pitcher; the clear blue beauty of it cools you and lifts you up beyond your heat, beyond your body. After we went to see La Traviata,when she was fourteen and I was twelve, she elbowed me in the parking lot...
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kenyon:
hey smartie,
you know i love that you're thinking about me from stage almost as much as you love that you're up there.
my/our friend is still not breathing on his own, and was less responsive today than he'd previously been. boi and i, exhausted, finally flopped down in a park near our house to engage in some prayer of a non-denomenational variety. it felt good.
there were points in my illness where people were praying for me, or mentioning that they were praying to st. jude (aka patron saint of lost causes) and i was like, "you do that. but don't tell me about it. it makes me feel like i'm already dead." but i wanted them to be thinking about me - i didn't want to be forgotten. no matter what happens, this friend will not be tucked away and forgotten about.
you know i love that you're thinking about me from stage almost as much as you love that you're up there.
my/our friend is still not breathing on his own, and was less responsive today than he'd previously been. boi and i, exhausted, finally flopped down in a park near our house to engage in some prayer of a non-denomenational variety. it felt good.
there were points in my illness where people were praying for me, or mentioning that they were praying to st. jude (aka patron saint of lost causes) and i was like, "you do that. but don't tell me about it. it makes me feel like i'm already dead." but i wanted them to be thinking about me - i didn't want to be forgotten. no matter what happens, this friend will not be tucked away and forgotten about.
francesca:
That is the best awkward moment yet! Thanks for the story. It made me smile and I really needed it today.
meanwhile, "Me eyes are one thing. She owns my balls. This keeps a man steadfast."
fair enough. and quite cleanly put. i'm on your side.
i'm totally writing you during the _house_ season finale, btw. just thought you should know.
i'm boring, dude. i just run from my thoughts from one pleasure to the next, grasping. not to go all un-buddhist on you. it's just been over the top pleasure-mongering lately. a weird occupation.
speaking of: tranquilizers are kicking in & i'm nodding off, a bit. 'night, for now. x.