Friday Nov 12, 2004

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Okay, I can now tell you... that I've just signed a contract to star in a series of porn flicks!! eeek biggrin blush That's right, you read correctly, my first film is titled The Second Cumming of Johnny Wad: The Adventures Of Woody Goodpecker. I will be the character Woody Goodpecker for the whole series in this contract, and that could be quite a few films, depending on the response.

Crazy huh!???
VIEW 22 of 22 COMMENTS
altoid:
I'm not sure if female porn stars need fluffers, but if there's a shortage on the set.......

mthrsuperior:
Is that your vinyl collection behind you there?
Wow, I think you might be as sick as I am.

wink

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