*This entry is best viewed with phony English accent.*
"How to View Truly Magnificent Works of Art. Lesson One: My Profile Picture"
A childhood of cartoons has taught me that in order to paint a brilliant picture, one must first gauge the object's distance and size by closing one eye and peering over the top of the thumb. Certainly, this same philosophy must apply to...
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"How to View Truly Magnificent Works of Art. Lesson One: My Profile Picture"
A childhood of cartoons has taught me that in order to paint a brilliant picture, one must first gauge the object's distance and size by closing one eye and peering over the top of the thumb. Certainly, this same philosophy must apply to...
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annysia:
very nice, very nice...and *thumbs up* to you! 
I did my best phony English accent, but I'm afraid to say...I failed miserably...yes, even at a phony English accent.
I did my best phony English accent, but I'm afraid to say...I failed miserably...yes, even at a phony English accent.Everything careless was so cylindrical, but what I really meant was cyclical, but the cycles careless ease lost track of me, so I faded gloomspun and sent, dull like nothing when your heads too fuzzy to say what you didnt mean, even if you didnt mean it and really, all I meant was to aim for one long, nonstop run-on sentence that would sum up...
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12 days of sobriety so i thought it would be funny to try and recreate my original profile pic without the drinking and without getting engaged 30 minutes after the picture was taken.
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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lolita:
aaawwwww-I'm on someones fav list-yeah!
lolita:
happyvalentinesdaykidsmoooch!
day six.
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lolita:
six days and it's time to change that profile pic to one of the new you!
Congratulations!!!!!!
Congratulations!!!!!!
chriskaasi:
actually, i need to update my journal too, 'cause today's my 10th day of sobriety. it's becoming a little easier for me to not drink now that i've realized that nagging pain in my right side is liver-related. ho hum...
The typical fucking anxiety right at 11:00pm and Im sort of invited to meet people out tonight, though I know nothing will come of it (and nothing does.) fidgeting in front of the t.v. trying to slow my mind down trying to concentrate on Howard Stern who has Marilyn Manson on, and I dig the irony that stupid people view both of them as mean-spirits...
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Hollyweird is wood in the sense that kids like Isaac go overlooked and brushed off while the hordes rush off to the nearest orange julius stand, unaware that theyve been taken for the long ride played the fool ran the full length of martyrdom in the name of salesmanship and a Christina Aguilera video plays in the background while unfit mothers check their cell phones...
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t4tt00:
i agree FUCK girls gone wild.
all those fratty people were the ones i couldnt fucking stand and they couldnt stand. me. im glad those dumb hoes get exploited and made money off of. i mean, dude doesnt even pay 'em, all they do is sign the release forms.
no offense ladies, but its chicks like that that give women a bad name.
kick-ass journal entry btw.- thanks for being my friend
[Edited on Jan 30, 2003]
all those fratty people were the ones i couldnt fucking stand and they couldnt stand. me. im glad those dumb hoes get exploited and made money off of. i mean, dude doesnt even pay 'em, all they do is sign the release forms.
no offense ladies, but its chicks like that that give women a bad name.
kick-ass journal entry btw.- thanks for being my friend
[Edited on Jan 30, 2003]
debrajean:
Why how nice...but you are wrong...guess agin...
Its fucking freezing and the moons laying surreal over the lake, casting that diamondstar sparkle across the blackmirror sheen of latenight ice water no, its really cold cold to the point where the cats came in early and I couldnt stand the five second walk from my car to my apartment I mean really cold like 19 degrees cold the sorta thing that makes northern...
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chriskaasi:
see you guys? i'll have my SGAA, just you wait and see. ah, someday...
(until then, i get to drink every night right?)
(until then, i get to drink every night right?)
mohollyweird:
My gal has a seeester, perhaps we can rent her out to Yuh.....
Im honing the art of saying nothing while using as many words as humanly possible. The weather is finally giving in to all my distant moaning, and Ive just noticed that Summer Babe is exactly 3 minutes and 16 seconds long a perfect 3:16 its the new it verse, and all over the world the kids are setting down their bibles and picking up their...
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albion_moonlight:
Here's a treat: your member page through the eyes of Mr. T:
http://firefly.sparse.org/~mrt/cgi-bin/t.cgi?field=http%3A%2F%2Fsuicidegirls.com%2Fmembers%2Fchriskaasi%2F
http://firefly.sparse.org/~mrt/cgi-bin/t.cgi?field=http%3A%2F%2Fsuicidegirls.com%2Fmembers%2Fchriskaasi%2F
chriskaasi:
THAT WAS CRAZY!
now stay in school and don't do drugs!
now stay in school and don't do drugs!
Shes slinking down the hall sultry and stoned in a short blue dress that doesnt fit, carrying a small stripper-purse full of cash and cigarettes. Its all blue neon haze and my eyes havent left her lips. Shes saying something that Im too drunk to pay attention to, while grabbing my arm and sliding her hand down to mine, leading me back to the back....
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Ive put an awful lot into being nothing and so otherworldly oblivious all wrapped in one lost package the kinda thing that keeps society at armslength and mothers on anti-depressants, but my intentions were never really anything more than bad dating shows in the middle of the night while cats sleep on top of computers and the full moon has a halo around it and...
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lolita:
you just blew my mind!
meempants:
I think carrot-top's coming here to corpus this weekend.
Oh please, are you kidding? Ive staked my entire career on being a letdown my head is gloomspun and silky slippery in the worst way, and Im not really sure exactly what it is that I meant that one time when I said that one thing that I wasnt paying attention to when I said it. (too busy letting people down) Oh, but now society...
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mohollyweird:
do not be afriad of us cyber-silly folk! whut the hey?
lolita:
Write more! Write more!
Something like the fading of a dull trance and Im standing outside the gas station under almost greenlit flourescent lights staring at the concrete, slightly aware of someone walking past me (over to my right.) He seems like hes drunk. I personally, have only had a beer, but its come at the end of a two hour skate session on top of no sleep and...
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chriskaasi:
withdrawal's been a bit rough -- my blood pressure's through the roof, and my head's racing, but other than that i feel like a million... i feel like a hundred bucks.
thanks for checkin' on me.
i really appreciate it.
thanks for checkin' on me.
i really appreciate it.
lolita:
It's hard at first, almost a blur. Do whatever it takes not to drink though! And keep us posted in the groups!