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Hmm..I tend to post random things on myspace...hence....
From: ChrisChick
Date: Jan 3, 2005 06:03 PM
Subject: I am a piss slut
Body: Ergh.
My paycheck sucked. LIKE WICKED SUCKED. Like wicked as in I am going to accumulate late fees on my cell phone bill sucked.
And I can't stop peeing. FUCKING DIEURETIC GRAPEFRUIT JUICE! I drank like one can and I have been a peeing savage ever since then...
MONEYMONEYMONEY I NEED MONEY sooooooooooooo bad
But I get to be in a My Chemical Romance video this weekend ("Helena") and Sir Mix-A-Lot is playing at my work Friday...hehehe....I want him to play "Baby Got Back" like 63 times because seriously, who gives a fuck about his other songs?
And InCahoots tomorrow for all the cool kids!! yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!! ONE DOLLAR DRINKS!! Ps why does no one ever buy me drinks...except Carlos...wtf I HATE YOU ALL!
NO.
I love you all.
Yes.
Even you.
I met some crazy cool people this weekend and I am thankful for that.
Does anyone else have a feeling that this is gonna be a crazy good year??? I do!!
I get to eat MOLCASALSA IN T minus 1 hour.
Fuck yeah JERRY.
AND IF YOU HAVE NEVER MET JERRY.
YOU MAY SOON.
this myspace rant was brought to you by John Stamos.
STAMOSSSSS!!!!!!
::pumps fist in the air:: YESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!
By the way....
I AM SMOOTHER THAN FREDDIE JACKSON DRINKING A MILKSHAKE.
and that's pretty fucking smooth...
Hmm..I tend to post random things on myspace...hence....
From: ChrisChick
Date: Jan 3, 2005 06:03 PM
Subject: I am a piss slut
Body: Ergh.
My paycheck sucked. LIKE WICKED SUCKED. Like wicked as in I am going to accumulate late fees on my cell phone bill sucked.
And I can't stop peeing. FUCKING DIEURETIC GRAPEFRUIT JUICE! I drank like one can and I have been a peeing savage ever since then...
MONEYMONEYMONEY I NEED MONEY sooooooooooooo bad
But I get to be in a My Chemical Romance video this weekend ("Helena") and Sir Mix-A-Lot is playing at my work Friday...hehehe....I want him to play "Baby Got Back" like 63 times because seriously, who gives a fuck about his other songs?
And InCahoots tomorrow for all the cool kids!! yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!! ONE DOLLAR DRINKS!! Ps why does no one ever buy me drinks...except Carlos...wtf I HATE YOU ALL!
NO.
I love you all.
Yes.
Even you.
I met some crazy cool people this weekend and I am thankful for that.
Does anyone else have a feeling that this is gonna be a crazy good year??? I do!!
I get to eat MOLCASALSA IN T minus 1 hour.
Fuck yeah JERRY.
AND IF YOU HAVE NEVER MET JERRY.
YOU MAY SOON.
this myspace rant was brought to you by John Stamos.
STAMOSSSSS!!!!!!
::pumps fist in the air:: YESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!
By the way....
I AM SMOOTHER THAN FREDDIE JACKSON DRINKING A MILKSHAKE.
and that's pretty fucking smooth...
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SHOOTER!
*twirls fake gun into fake holster*