chrischick

Aahahahahah I love Vice Magazine...this shit never fails to crack me up...



Holy shit. Have you been to a normal-person club recently? The kind where ugly people line up outside and inside its all $8 shots and reggaeton? Dude, its torture. All the guys look like Italians dressed as black punks for Halloween and the girls look like they were created by a 14-year-old boy thats beating off.




Do you know what douche chills are? That's when you're enjoying some laughs at a karaoke bar and some American Idol gino in a wool hat gets out there and actually tries to be all sexy about it and you look down at your arm hairs and they're pointing straight up like if you were a fly.


thoughts of the day

--Netflix is manna from heaven.

--And I want new eyebrows.