well my names chris and i've been an alcoholic for two years now. im a chef but i only work so i can support my many drug habits ( class 'a' only). ermm i suppose its all my friend barrys fault really as he introduced me to Scarboroughs shady underworld and drinking dens and changed me from been a super intelligent genius that was probably one day going to be president of the world to being a college drop out that will die at an early age having achieved nothing in life other than being able to piss pure alcohol. Other than that im always up for a laugh and a good time and I usually end up embarrasing myself at some point during a good night out but fuck it, you only live once.
