"The thing about tennis is: no matter how much I play, I'll never be as good as a wall. I played a wall once. They're fucking relentless."
"I think foosball is a combination of soccer and shish kabobs."
Mitch Hedberg 1968-2005
Wow, it's a beautiful day. The sun is shining, the sky is blue. And the neighbor kids are screaming "Faggot!" at the top of their lungs. I swear to god, I hate living with neighbors so goddamn close. All day, all I hear is kids screaming at one another, baseballs bouncing off my roof, parents yelling at their kids, cars honking, radios playing christmas music (happening right now). Jesus Christ. I almost wish it was winter again, just so they'd stay inside.
And I sound like such a bitter old man. I don't have a problem with kids. I love kids. Its parents who just let their kids run wild and get away with anything that I don't like. The other night, I'm laying my head down on my pillow, about to fall fast asleep, and I hear kids. Kids playing outside at midnight, yelling at each other. Just as I was about to go outside and say something, they went back inside. At midnight. No kidding.
Anyway, on to more uplifting things. I'm goin' back to school! Ever since I graduated college and have struggled to find a job, I've struggled even harder with the idea of going back to school. Well, after my last job interview debacle (which I'll save for another journal entry), I decided that I would indeed return. I think I'm gonna get my feet wet in the summer and take a couple courses and then jump right in come autumn. Now, I just gotta find another job, cause I can't do that working 45-50 hrs a week.
Made a kick ass Johnny Cash mixtape for my nephew yesterday. I've been scoring some pretty big uncle points here lately. I let my niece, who's all of six months old, have my sucker the other day (don't worry, I was watching her), and my other nephew, well, he just loves me to death for no reason at all. I love those kids. Too bad their father is a neo-conservative, bible thumping freakshow.
Well, that was pretty long, considering I wasn't even sure I had enough to say for an entire entry.
Oh, I heard this joke the other day. It's kinda sick, but that's my kinda humor. That and it's probably really old, but it's the first I've heard it.
What sucks and has nine arms?
Def Leppard.
HA!
"I think foosball is a combination of soccer and shish kabobs."
Mitch Hedberg 1968-2005
Wow, it's a beautiful day. The sun is shining, the sky is blue. And the neighbor kids are screaming "Faggot!" at the top of their lungs. I swear to god, I hate living with neighbors so goddamn close. All day, all I hear is kids screaming at one another, baseballs bouncing off my roof, parents yelling at their kids, cars honking, radios playing christmas music (happening right now). Jesus Christ. I almost wish it was winter again, just so they'd stay inside.
And I sound like such a bitter old man. I don't have a problem with kids. I love kids. Its parents who just let their kids run wild and get away with anything that I don't like. The other night, I'm laying my head down on my pillow, about to fall fast asleep, and I hear kids. Kids playing outside at midnight, yelling at each other. Just as I was about to go outside and say something, they went back inside. At midnight. No kidding.
Anyway, on to more uplifting things. I'm goin' back to school! Ever since I graduated college and have struggled to find a job, I've struggled even harder with the idea of going back to school. Well, after my last job interview debacle (which I'll save for another journal entry), I decided that I would indeed return. I think I'm gonna get my feet wet in the summer and take a couple courses and then jump right in come autumn. Now, I just gotta find another job, cause I can't do that working 45-50 hrs a week.
Made a kick ass Johnny Cash mixtape for my nephew yesterday. I've been scoring some pretty big uncle points here lately. I let my niece, who's all of six months old, have my sucker the other day (don't worry, I was watching her), and my other nephew, well, he just loves me to death for no reason at all. I love those kids. Too bad their father is a neo-conservative, bible thumping freakshow.
Well, that was pretty long, considering I wasn't even sure I had enough to say for an entire entry.
Oh, I heard this joke the other day. It's kinda sick, but that's my kinda humor. That and it's probably really old, but it's the first I've heard it.
What sucks and has nine arms?
Def Leppard.
HA!
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I know what you mean about neighbors and fucking kids. I hate my neighbors and the goddamn kids that live next door are just out walking the streets at 4 AM and playing fucking basketball. I wanna bitch slap them and their parents.
Thanks for offering me the cash. IT was nice of ya!!
I had been deprived of that movie until recently... it made me cry, but in one of those really good chick-flick type of ways, haha.
I would imagine it woule be a little more... interesting... while tripping, haha. Especially in public.
Huggbees!!