Dear Women,
I have a dream that one day, men and women can sit down together at the table of brotherhood. I hope that someday men and women will be able to communicate between one another with openness and honesty.
If you used to date my friend and now you keep inviting me over to your house, let me know the reasoning behind it right up front. Just say, "I want you to come over because I find you attractive". Or "I just want to bone." Or "I just want to be friends, perv."
If we used to be really close when we were younger, but grew apart when one of us got engaged and the other got married, let me know the reasoning behind calling me up and asking me to go out on Saturday night. Yes, I'm aware that you and your husband are on the outs and that only further complicates me thoughts on the matter. Just tell me what you want up front. If you're not sure what you want, let me know that.But, please keep me constantly updated, like a 24-hour news channel.
If we took each other's virginity thirteen years ago and we recently hook back-up, explain to me how you feel now, because you confuse me. This whole hot and cold thing baffles me. Maybe it baffles you, too. But at least let me know that.
In closing, let me tell you that I'm here. I'm open. I'm willing to give anything a shot. If you want to date or to actually pursue something, I'm down. If you want to just have fun, I'm down. If you want me to never speak to you again, I'm down. Just let me know.
"What we got here is failure to communicate". Let's all work together to change that.
Love,
ChocolateJesus
I have a dream that one day, men and women can sit down together at the table of brotherhood. I hope that someday men and women will be able to communicate between one another with openness and honesty.
If you used to date my friend and now you keep inviting me over to your house, let me know the reasoning behind it right up front. Just say, "I want you to come over because I find you attractive". Or "I just want to bone." Or "I just want to be friends, perv."
If we used to be really close when we were younger, but grew apart when one of us got engaged and the other got married, let me know the reasoning behind calling me up and asking me to go out on Saturday night. Yes, I'm aware that you and your husband are on the outs and that only further complicates me thoughts on the matter. Just tell me what you want up front. If you're not sure what you want, let me know that.But, please keep me constantly updated, like a 24-hour news channel.
If we took each other's virginity thirteen years ago and we recently hook back-up, explain to me how you feel now, because you confuse me. This whole hot and cold thing baffles me. Maybe it baffles you, too. But at least let me know that.
In closing, let me tell you that I'm here. I'm open. I'm willing to give anything a shot. If you want to date or to actually pursue something, I'm down. If you want to just have fun, I'm down. If you want me to never speak to you again, I'm down. Just let me know.
"What we got here is failure to communicate". Let's all work together to change that.
Love,
ChocolateJesus
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cosette:
Oooooh commas! NEAT! Haha. You have a point. I've known some pretty emotional guys. I'm just bad with eotional things in general. I never know what to do or what to say so I just make it awkward.
_risforrad:
Hey - saw you on the Watchmen page. Love the Tom Waits name. Is your blog about three kind of complicated "friend"ships or just one? Cuz if it's all just about one I'd buy the book for sure!