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Im sitting in KFC searching my number three extra crispy value meal for just one bite of food that doesnt disgust me. HA! Biscuit! Score.

Fried chicken. Jesus. An uncompromising craving lead me here but now I cant imagine eating this kind of food ever again. Convert grease into its solid form and then eat it. What a brainstorm that was.

I havent been to KFC in years. Im in the one on Keystone right next to Video Maniacs where I rent one artsy flick and one adult film from a girl who wants to fuck me and all my friends. Her name is Stacy. Cute girl. She once told me that she likes porn.

Not as much as me, I replied in as creepy a tone as I could muster, which is pretty fucking creepy, if I do say so myself. She laughed and continued giving me the tour of the decently sized mature section in the back.

Stacy has a good sense of humor. She has big eyes and a solid smile. The kind of girl I could imagine making funny faces at the back of her head while I sodomize her. But women like her are just like chicken. KFC chicken.