Im sitting in KFC searching my number three extra crispy value meal for just one bite of food that doesnt disgust me. HA! Biscuit! Score.
Fried chicken. Jesus. An uncompromising craving lead me here but now I cant imagine eating this kind of food ever again. Convert grease into its solid form and then eat it. What a brainstorm that was.
I havent been to...
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I exited the side door of Java Jungle after picking up a delicious cinnamon muffin and walked down the grassy hill towards the river. Along my way, I passed three young men lying on the benches that circled the courtyard. The biggest of them reached his arm through the metal bars separating us and demanded of me a spare dollar.
Just a dollar, man, he...
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twilight1:
Aah, the Java Jungle *reminisces* 
darkangelazrael:
Man you really need to update sometime soon lol. As much as i love the little story above. Take care talk later.
She left me during alergy season.
Our last kiss
Was disgusting.
Our last kiss
Was disgusting.
hellocentral:
i can relate.
actually, no i can't.
actually, no i can't.
Idolize the toothless tramps
Lying in their own filth
With broken bottle beds
And no schedules to keep.
Lying in their own filth
With broken bottle beds
And no schedules to keep.
And thats when I decided,
fuck ducks, man.
These bastards arent worth my bread.
Im putting it in the freezer with the rest of
Christs body parts.
fuck ducks, man.
These bastards arent worth my bread.
Im putting it in the freezer with the rest of
Christs body parts.
deepblue_tiger:
I've read over this one about a dozen times and I just now understand it.
Good job. I like it.
i'm gonna have to buy your book.
Good job. I like it.
i'm gonna have to buy your book.
jace:
The duff without suicidegirls is like... well, I don't know. But it had to be rectified.
Right now theres a couple about twenty feet away going through what appears to be a highly anticipated break up. From what I can piece together between the assembly line of fuck yous and not my faults, it appears theyre arguing over money. This is the third month the female has failed to pay her share of the rent, so homeboy is throwing her shit...
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deepblue_tiger:
Don't let that dousche bag tell you what writing is and isn't. Your good, and I don't say that to anyone.
And you're right about poets being the lowest common denomenator, most of us are just whiney, over emotional, under sexed hippies. But i'm glad to see that their are still real writers out their.
And you're right about poets being the lowest common denomenator, most of us are just whiney, over emotional, under sexed hippies. But i'm glad to see that their are still real writers out their.
deepblue_tiger:
I think I might be in love.
The prelude to your last poem was awesome, and the poem itself was great.
I swear, as far as all the narrative poets that i've read I think your style of brutalitly and morality mixed in with a dash of good ol disgust makes you a great writer.
The prelude to your last poem was awesome, and the poem itself was great.
I swear, as far as all the narrative poets that i've read I think your style of brutalitly and morality mixed in with a dash of good ol disgust makes you a great writer.
I have a real problem with this whole online friendship thing. It just doesnt make any sense to me. You go in and upload your personality through these elaborate lists of things youre into and people seek you out through search engines so that you can communicate through online journal entries and every once in a while, a chatroom if youre lucky. But even then...
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sicily:
perhaps your friend might enjoy that little treat you have hiding in the freezer 
drstinkypants:
Its not friendship. Its more like a business relationship:
you jack off my ego ill suck off yours
you jack off my ego ill suck off yours
Dont be fooled. Women are just like men. Nobody wants equality. Everyone wants the upper hand.
Realizing that I had a bargaining tool inside my very own mouth, I decided to get back at my former oppressors. After a particularly rigorous night, I asked her for a ten spot shortly before she routinely passed out. In a daze, she reached for her environment friendly hemp...
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Realizing that I had a bargaining tool inside my very own mouth, I decided to get back at my former oppressors. After a particularly rigorous night, I asked her for a ten spot shortly before she routinely passed out. In a daze, she reached for her environment friendly hemp...
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chloeolane:
I forgot to mention this is from my book. It's sort of satirical erotica.
choppafreak:
Yeah, Sarah is by Leroy. It's his novel, and I think it's one of the best books by an American author in a long while.
I wrote an essay discussing Sarah, a very laudatory (but heartfelt) one, and JT liked it enough to post it on his website, if you're curious...
http://www.jtleroy.com/coolStuff/new/thestuff/damienessay.htm
I wrote an essay discussing Sarah, a very laudatory (but heartfelt) one, and JT liked it enough to post it on his website, if you're curious...
http://www.jtleroy.com/coolStuff/new/thestuff/damienessay.htm
I'm sitting here waiting for my clothes to get done drying when I notice a small boy with a six year old blonde mullet sneaking behind the back of the video games. He studies the power strip lying on the ground and yanks on the thick black wires, trying to figure out how to turn the games back on.
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choppafreak:
Shit man, these are messed up times we're living in. Any act of generosity is viewed with suspicion, and yet I can't fault the dad for being concerned. Grim all around.
sicily:
ha ha...you amuse me 
Porno hound that I am, I've run my equipment ragged skinless and begging for retirement. I approach the final scene of an epic four hour long compellation and still have yet to see one decent finish girl. The last scene contains a portly woman with an atrocious bush. I'm half ready to turn it off when it occurs to me that a woman so unatractive...
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My name is Tim and I recently put out a book of poetry. If you are interested, you can visit
http://thespotlightsyndicate.com/merch/
and read two samples.
Thank you for your time.
http://thespotlightsyndicate.com/merch/
and read two samples.
Thank you for your time.
hehehehehe
Sincerely, Ron.