Being a pervert with names of places is fun, my friend came up with this. Don't ask.
Feel the Fluids RUSSIAN between your legs..Im gonna use my tongue and imprint DENMARK in your Clitoris
Ill give it to me MYWAY and you can do to me NORWAY. Ill give you AFRICAN burn on your bushh..And then ill CHINA wiggle my way into you...and after you...
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Feel the Fluids RUSSIAN between your legs..Im gonna use my tongue and imprint DENMARK in your Clitoris
Ill give it to me MYWAY and you can do to me NORWAY. Ill give you AFRICAN burn on your bushh..And then ill CHINA wiggle my way into you...and after you...
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bishop604:
LOL Love it!
littlejohn22:
OMG... I wish I had not read that...LOL... Good one
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redd3vil:
hehe take it as a compliment and run with it girl. thanx for the friend btw
luffy:
if you're a geek, then I'm one hell of a nerd! I love Sailormoon as well! 
myzaree:
Thank you!
I love that pin up vintage look.
I love that pin up vintage look.
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chiyo:
They're advertistments all over. Its an add for the virgin movie thats coming out, but you can't really tell that... its poor advertisting, so I called the number and its seriously like "press 1 if you're a virgin, press 2 if your friend is a virgin, 3 if you don't know' etc... its so wierd, thers a ton of controversay about them because young kids could be calling...
And yes, the exorcist movie was terrible. I mean, if they actually explained some of the things... like the demon baby at the end and ugh, I can't even think about it. lol They left you completly confused at the end. Some are saying its a 'genius' ending.... In my opinion, far from! lol
And yes, the exorcist movie was terrible. I mean, if they actually explained some of the things... like the demon baby at the end and ugh, I can't even think about it. lol They left you completly confused at the end. Some are saying its a 'genius' ending.... In my opinion, far from! lol
allycakes:
Thanks for the comment and the friend request hon
I definatly think everyone has their own views on pornography, but I look at everything as an art so to speak Lol n_n I'm glad you enjoyed my read.
I definatly think everyone has their own views on pornography, but I look at everything as an art so to speak Lol n_n I'm glad you enjoyed my read.
I'm sad, I can't upload any pictures since I lost my sd card for my phone 
I have so many adventures and random pictures that I'd love to share... like this man I saw today, wearing the most outrageous shiny gold pants, they actually glowed. I also saw a sign that someone had messed with, they took off a few letters making it say "Need...
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I have so many adventures and random pictures that I'd love to share... like this man I saw today, wearing the most outrageous shiny gold pants, they actually glowed. I also saw a sign that someone had messed with, they took off a few letters making it say "Need... Read More
Just made a batch of peanut butter cookies with my daughter! Wow, I feel like a pig, I've already eaten almost half :0 SO GOOD! What are your favourite kinds of cookies?
majorboredom:
how can one resist warm cookies...
cookies are meant for pigging out.
peanut butter is good but oatmeal raisin in better!
cookies are meant for pigging out.
peanut butter is good but oatmeal raisin in better!
bishop604:
My favourite cookies are lime and white chocolate, I discovered them the other day and they taste sooo wicked I would not have thought that have thought of mixing those two flavours but it works!
I'm making veggie rice and mushroom soup and I'm waaaay to excited for it to be cooked. That is all.
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sweetbutch:
important news from the great white north
important news from the great white north
casca:
Thanks for the friends add 
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kas:
yay!!!!
spookat:
glad you found him as well! i swear my eyes bulged outta my head when i saw the pic, he looks just like my cat in that picture! 
poor baby about the ear and such. have you taken him to the vet to get checked up on since?
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aranda:
Thank you!
Haha dollar stores are fun, I always end up spending way too much there though cuz I'm like "Oh, it only cost a dollar"
Then I end up buying like thirty things lol.
Haha dollar stores are fun, I always end up spending way too much there though cuz I'm like "Oh, it only cost a dollar"
Then I end up buying like thirty things lol.
chiyo:
haha, thats what I ended up doing 
majorboredom:
i can't read all the bubbles.
i need captions for the 2nd
and 4th frames.
i can't read all the bubbles.
i need captions for the 2nd
and 4th frames.
chiyo:
hahah.... the 2nd one says "kids, you need to wait your turn" and the 4th is "Jordyn, its time to go home!".... Its wierd lol
I'm a hairdressing student, which I do love. Today I volunterred at a girls rehab centre and did all the gradutating girls hair and stayed afterwards for the graduation.. It was sad, they were all huffers/alcohlics. One 17, with a new baby, who abused during her pregnancy. Another only 14. I won't go into detail about what I learned while I was there, but it...
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majorboredom:
giving back... that's the answer.
giving back... that's the answer.
xirresponsiblex:
i have a friend who went through a paul mitchell school and her long term goal is to have a job like this. hairdressing for under-privileged youth, or domestic violence victims. i've always thought that industry is great for the instant gratification of making people happy
I just ordered a crapload of Chinese food to mow down on in my bed. I'm beyond excited for the delivery guy to get here.. Last time I got a forture cookie it said "You'll be hungry again in 1 hour"... and my friend got "your stupidity is going to be the end of you"... what nice fortunes!
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bapb:
What was your fortune today?
syl:
Weird mugs eh? that's a pretty interesting collection. I collect tea cups, and I have a few mugs, although they aren't weird or anything. I like really earthy hand made mugs.