chipper

So I get up and go running today. I am feeling great! I love being healthy. I am about to go to the movie store and coffee store. Life is right on track! Small rant. Why the hell do boys want to talk to me about emotions? This is so dumb. I can't respect boys who act like girls. Now I blame this on movies. Back when men were men and movies were first coming out men killed people protected their shit and slapped their women for getting out of line. But now men cry in movies and love girls and cherish them. I really think that divorce was so low back in the day because a man could keep a girl in her place.

Any how this is a lame conversation I had today and I almost vomited!

Don't ever be this guy!
way to girly boy:I still wish you had something good to say... like "when i'm downtown again i want to stop by cuz i miss your face."

i'll check the night sky for shooting stars, maybe if i make a wish on a shooting star it'll come true.

shooting stars are magic.

do you believe in magic?

Me:I really don't believe in magic.

way to girly boy:in that case, you must lead a dull life.

cuz magic is everywhere.

Me: no response to lame!

way to girly boy: I was going to send you a list of a dozen or so examples of magic that I could think of right off the top of my head -- everyday magic I see so easily.

But then I realize that explaining magic to somebody who doesn't really believe in magic would be like... explaining the color blue to somebody who has been blind since birth.

Please some one prove to me that real men exist!