So, anyways.. I have a thing for slurpies.. They're like god sent or something. I'll go out of my way to get one in the afternoon. I find it rather amusing when people look at me like I'm nuts or something. Bouncing up to the machine like a little child about to get some candy. I guess it wouldn't be so bad, if I didn't look like some damn biker. Confussion is a good thing. Keeps people on their toes around me. Also brightings up the room. Can't do the stuffy thing out in public. I get plenty of solitude here at home. Hmm.. What was I talking about? Oh yeah! Slurpies.. So, today I'm in the 7-11 and the mantience guy is there working on it. Well, naturally I'm in a panic. But, just as I walked up to it, he took down the 'out of order' sign. Which for me is the singal to pounce like a horny rabbit. Little did I know, it was going be one hell of a slurpie adventure. Using my profound skills at filling the cup ( Hey, we gotta be good at something in life. ) I nailed it to the brim once again. Setting it down to grab a straw, I turned back to find my slurpie growing like some horror movie. Which in a way is always fun. Now I look like a fool, not to mention making a mess trying to lick as much up as I can. The guy there to fix it was laughing his ass off. When I gave him my all to natural scowl. He just shruged and goes.. Maybe I should have turned down the Co2. Twenty years he'd been fixing slurpie machines and never saw something like that.. So, I guess in a way I feel special.. And, glad they didn't charge me for two! Hah.. I still have brain freeze. I just know. When the Matrix takes us over.. It better hook up the slurpie tube to me. Or we're going have issues. hehe.
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2 a day. everyday. yum.