We tried out our sixth fucking bassist. He was so horrible. He was a totally nice, cool guy but just plain musically inept. I felt bad for him. I had to give 'em the ole "My people will contact your people" line. It's amazing how hard this is. It's bass for christ sakes not fucking astrophysics.
Ok so I spent more then I would have liked this previous weekend. Oh well. It was well worth it 
I'm not a big fan of melodrama. Sadly, my personal life, love life and job is chockful of it. I ask myself "Why me?" Why can't shit just be fucking normal, easygoing? It kills me because I consider myself a pretty laid back person. Yeah...
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I'm not a big fan of melodrama. Sadly, my personal life, love life and job is chockful of it. I ask myself "Why me?" Why can't shit just be fucking normal, easygoing? It kills me because I consider myself a pretty laid back person. Yeah...
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hypermediocrity:
"They want psychotic behavior, crassness, arguments, fights, entropy, affairs, alcoholics, druggies and guys with emo haircuts."
FUCK THOSE HAIRCUTS.
the next time i see a boy with a haircut like that im going to beat the bejesus out of him, and then leave a journal nearby so he can write out his angst in his own blood when he comes to.
damn im a class act.
FUCK THOSE HAIRCUTS.
the next time i see a boy with a haircut like that im going to beat the bejesus out of him, and then leave a journal nearby so he can write out his angst in his own blood when he comes to.
damn im a class act.
The "I can't spend shit" weekend.
Yay.
Yay.
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hot_rod:
thats fine, but the shocker dance is mine and mine alone!
calina:
well, it appear that you really had a problem after dinner and dancing on Saturday. huh.....? huh.....? what....?
did you ever (finally) pick up that waitress from Tijuana Garage? j/k
anywho, nice hanging out on Saturday. let's get up soon...............
did you ever (finally) pick up that waitress from Tijuana Garage? j/k
anywho, nice hanging out on Saturday. let's get up soon...............
So during my trip upto my hometown my family and I went to Outback. When we got there we had to wait 20 minutes or so. During those 20 minutes my dad disappeared. He then reappeared flushed, exhausted and somewhat distraught. I asked him where he went and he said "Well a women just died." I kinda thought he was morbidly joking. But he wasn't....
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geckogirl:
i miss your man titties too 
hasselhoff:
When I was just out of highschool I got a job there as a dishwasher. It sucked really bad. It sucked so bad I used to have dreams about being trapped all alone in a half submerged kitchen. I also found the Australian theme the be imensely retarded.
What a subpar weekend.
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hot_rod:
you got a tape worm didn't you?
morrigan77:
Damn, I would have had you come over and help me unpack boxes.
Can you say "Mud Fucking Volleyball"?
I'm bringing the chica and we are gonna have a blast.
Hrm. Anyone ever had "Mud Sex" before??
I'm bringing the chica and we are gonna have a blast.
Hrm. Anyone ever had "Mud Sex" before??
Time for a rant. And I don't give a flying fuck if I offend anyone 
So at work today I was called into my director's office. Seems as though a personal complaint against me was placed not too long ago. Not via words but via writing. First off, once I read the name at the top It all hit me. I remember her face, her...
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So at work today I was called into my director's office. Seems as though a personal complaint against me was placed not too long ago. Not via words but via writing. First off, once I read the name at the top It all hit me. I remember her face, her...
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libertylux:
I guess it would helpe to know what you do
because I've got all kinds of pervy ideas in my head
But very basic and true point. But to an extent, I know EXACTLY what you mean.
:hugs:
because I've got all kinds of pervy ideas in my head
But very basic and true point. But to an extent, I know EXACTLY what you mean.
:hugs:
morrigan77:
You're a gigilo. I knew it!
Oh, that sucks. I'm sorry. People really can suck sometimes...and NOT in a good way...
Oh, that sucks. I'm sorry. People really can suck sometimes...and NOT in a good way...
Happy International Orgasm Day!
hasselhoff:
Is that all you think about?
geckogirl:
i haven't had one yet today. now how are we gonna remedy that? 
So last night totally fucking ROCKED. First time I have ever been to eleven50. KHRYPT1C, hasselhoff and Calina danced our asses off to Gus Gus. KHRYPTIC and I won 4 free tickets to this event saving us $80 which I'm sure my bank account is thanking me. Right now I'm very sore from dancing so much and am just gonna veg the...
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calina:
dude, I am still laying down. i need to brush my teeth
hasselhoff:
You should rest up so that you can unleash your impressive dance moves this next weekend.
I'm sick. Yay.
Mud Volleyball is coming up next week! I can't fucking WAIT.
Mud Volleyball is coming up next week! I can't fucking WAIT.
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calina:
lol...... cankles. that's hot 
drumming facking rocks!
drumming facking rocks!
calina:
thanks! I had a freakin blast
and, there will be many more times to come for sure....
and, there will be many more times to come for sure....
...but [k] is totally allupons some donkey dick. i hope he gets cancer and dies, because he is a huge monsterous elephant wang...his midwestern tastes in pasttimes and music are laughable, and he will always be trying to bang high school chicks because he is unable to convince any other ones that he isn't the insufferable tool he is. he sucks. i shall enjoy the toll hair gel has on his scalp for the next 10 years.
thanks for relaying.